Jey
@jey.bsky.social
💙 husband and mother to Design Systems
❤️ Chief Shitpost Officer of #DesignSky
💛 they/them
💚 podcast host: HowGayThouArt.com
🤍 design: jeyausten.com
❤️ Chief Shitpost Officer of #DesignSky
💛 they/them
💚 podcast host: HowGayThouArt.com
🤍 design: jeyausten.com
scissoring is the lesbian form of doing it raw bc how exactly is a dental dam supposed to help?
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
scissoring is the lesbian form of doing it raw bc how exactly is a dental dam supposed to help?
not me finding out through LinkedIn that I used to work with the guy whose mom wrote adult children of emotionally, immature parents.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
not me finding out through LinkedIn that I used to work with the guy whose mom wrote adult children of emotionally, immature parents.
“feel like shit, just want her back” then why did you lie to her bro?????
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“feel like shit, just want her back” then why did you lie to her bro?????
had a slumber party with my bestie and a dream i had diarrhea and when i woke up they said i farted for like 30 mins straight in my sleep help
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
had a slumber party with my bestie and a dream i had diarrhea and when i woke up they said i farted for like 30 mins straight in my sleep help
design bros should not hire.
they only hire other design bros exactly like them.
where is the diversity? the different techniques and style and artistry?
it doesn’t exist, because they hire mini-me’s instead of creatives pushing boundaries.
they only hire other design bros exactly like them.
where is the diversity? the different techniques and style and artistry?
it doesn’t exist, because they hire mini-me’s instead of creatives pushing boundaries.
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
design bros should not hire.
they only hire other design bros exactly like them.
where is the diversity? the different techniques and style and artistry?
it doesn’t exist, because they hire mini-me’s instead of creatives pushing boundaries.
they only hire other design bros exactly like them.
where is the diversity? the different techniques and style and artistry?
it doesn’t exist, because they hire mini-me’s instead of creatives pushing boundaries.
i hate being sick and i’m so stressed and i miss my friends and i literally need to take a break but how will i get a job if i take a break but ahhhhhhhh
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i hate being sick and i’m so stressed and i miss my friends and i literally need to take a break but how will i get a job if i take a break but ahhhhhhhh
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Bluesky is fun.
Feels like old Twitter.
So much overconfidence in ignorant positions!
I missed this! 🦃
Feels like old Twitter.
So much overconfidence in ignorant positions!
I missed this! 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Bluesky is fun.
Feels like old Twitter.
So much overconfidence in ignorant positions!
I missed this! 🦃
Feels like old Twitter.
So much overconfidence in ignorant positions!
I missed this! 🦃
the way people i haven’t seen in 20 years congratulated me on Zohran winning youd think i lived in new york
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
the way people i haven’t seen in 20 years congratulated me on Zohran winning youd think i lived in new york
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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He doesn't actually need to drink blood or anything, that's just a thing you start to do when you become a billionaire
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
He doesn't actually need to drink blood or anything, that's just a thing you start to do when you become a billionaire
which is more likely? A giant donation from Zuckerberg to food banks across the country?
Or Billie Eilish content getting deprioritized on meta’s platforms in the wake of her saying billionaires are gross and short?
Or Billie Eilish content getting deprioritized on meta’s platforms in the wake of her saying billionaires are gross and short?
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
which is more likely? A giant donation from Zuckerberg to food banks across the country?
Or Billie Eilish content getting deprioritized on meta’s platforms in the wake of her saying billionaires are gross and short?
Or Billie Eilish content getting deprioritized on meta’s platforms in the wake of her saying billionaires are gross and short?
that good good leftist pussy got me masking every hole
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
that good good leftist pussy got me masking every hole
bar for hot lesbians called the burning bush
October 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
bar for hot lesbians called the burning bush
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FUCK ISRAEL I WILL SPIT ON YOU FOR AS LONG AS YOU TREAT PALESTINIANS LIKE THIS
October 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
FUCK ISRAEL I WILL SPIT ON YOU FOR AS LONG AS YOU TREAT PALESTINIANS LIKE THIS
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it's not libel, it's my headcanon
October 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
it's not libel, it's my headcanon
never had a breeding kink in my life but the way things are going this tboy is gonna get me pregnant
October 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
never had a breeding kink in my life but the way things are going this tboy is gonna get me pregnant
“i don’t owe you a conversation” cool i don’t owe you friendship
September 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“i don’t owe you a conversation” cool i don’t owe you friendship
girl is dy|an at the wh!te h0use dinner because they just ipoed or because they have access to the visual IP of every company or bc …,. he’s a theil fellow?
September 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
girl is dy|an at the wh!te h0use dinner because they just ipoed or because they have access to the visual IP of every company or bc …,. he’s a theil fellow?
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fka twigs arrives at the 2025 MTV VMAs with braids formed into a pair of headphones #fashionsky #musicsky #2025VMAs
September 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
fka twigs arrives at the 2025 MTV VMAs with braids formed into a pair of headphones #fashionsky #musicsky #2025VMAs
bro this industry is so complicit in some deep shit
September 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
bro this industry is so complicit in some deep shit
i will never understand how people don’t change as they get older. what do you mean you’re not interested in growing as a person???
August 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i will never understand how people don’t change as they get older. what do you mean you’re not interested in growing as a person???
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leave those spelling errors in. its the only hting that differentiates us from the clankers.
August 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
leave those spelling errors in. its the only hting that differentiates us from the clankers.
every time i want to check an ex’s page i check my friends bluesky’s instead. We are investing in our future and communities that want us, not looking back 😤🖤
August 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
every time i want to check an ex’s page i check my friends bluesky’s instead. We are investing in our future and communities that want us, not looking back 😤🖤