It doesn’t matter where you live, or how salient your constituency is. The story is the same. Focus on voters and what they want. Put your hex-map of the battle for British politics away. This is not Risk, where you are placing all your troops in Indonesia or Kamatchka to defend at the margin. 16/n

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Call them cunts and tell them they get nothing. Spit in their stupid faces. Put extra Asians in the Christmas adverts and explicitly say you're doing it to fuck them off. Tell them *no* for once Jesus actual Christ lads. Not "this is unworkable" or "this is expensive". Just no.

The worldview requires that there be external and internal enemies and soft traitors who must all be disciplined by hard men doing purifying violence. You cannot say "look we got rid of the enemies for you, are you happy now?" That fully, fundamentally misunderstands everything going on here.

As we have been saying: Keir Starmer could personally machine gun refugees in the channel and *it still wouldn't be enough* because the entire point of the fascist worldview is to rage against the external and internal enemies of the people and the soft traitors who enable them.

"Jellycorns" (unicorn jellyfish) All 4 panels feature a swarm of jellycorns (unicorn jellyfish) gently drifting in the ocean, saying nothing, just being.
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"Elected" An evergreen Horned Warrior Friends episode! Inspired by real events, but hey, apply to whichever demagogue comes to mind 🤷‍♂️🦄
www.hornedwarriorfriends.com/elected/
#politics #democracy #webcomic #HWF #unicorns

when i worked at a school paper misspelling someone’s name was a firing offense because if you couldn’t be trusted to get that right you couldn’t be trusted to do the rest. anyways,

"Communicorn's Alignment" Communist Unicorn has ethics. Penguicorn just loves murder. They're a great odd couple!
www.hornedwarriorfriends.com/alignment/

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