jfc
@jfc.ninja
gaymer
former Air Force nuke-minder and satellite-pilot, currently fighter of hackers
butler/chauffeur to a Golden Retriever named Titan
former Air Force nuke-minder and satellite-pilot, currently fighter of hackers
butler/chauffeur to a Golden Retriever named Titan
coincidentally, my main to-do item this weekend is to get rid of several months' worth of boxes
January 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
coincidentally, my main to-do item this weekend is to get rid of several months' worth of boxes
I thought affordability was a Democrat hoax
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I thought affordability was a Democrat hoax
how in the fuck did they think releasing this video would make them look better
January 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
how in the fuck did they think releasing this video would make them look better
@valvesoftware.com make it happen plz
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
@valvesoftware.com make it happen plz
waiter, bring that man some of your finest pants, and put them on my tab
January 9, 2026 at 7:52 AM
waiter, bring that man some of your finest pants, and put them on my tab
gonna load up so many dick pics for them to have to look through
January 9, 2026 at 7:32 AM
gonna load up so many dick pics for them to have to look through
MINNESOTA CALLS FOR AID, AND WASHINGTON WILL ANSWER
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
MINNESOTA CALLS FOR AID, AND WASHINGTON WILL ANSWER
... none of the articles I've seen have explicitly said this, but uhhh, are the people who got shot even the people who were in the car?
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
... none of the articles I've seen have explicitly said this, but uhhh, are the people who got shot even the people who were in the car?
makes sense. masonry and construction techniques are not yet advanced enough to *checks notes* attach a plaque to a wall.
January 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
makes sense. masonry and construction techniques are not yet advanced enough to *checks notes* attach a plaque to a wall.
impeach her. she's been lying in front of cameras all day, what gets done by inviting her to Congress to do the same thing?
January 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
impeach her. she's been lying in front of cameras all day, what gets done by inviting her to Congress to do the same thing?
well... uh... at least it's an outcome?
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
well... uh... at least it's an outcome?
I momentarily thought this was about the governor of Colorado, Jared Polis
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I momentarily thought this was about the governor of Colorado, Jared Polis
I'm sure this isn't a novel observation, but the people who say these things always have a very... um... optimistic view on what role they'd play in their own metaphor
January 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I'm sure this isn't a novel observation, but the people who say these things always have a very... um... optimistic view on what role they'd play in their own metaphor