@jfthdnm.bsky.social
Hopefully this isn’t dramatic but when I share my location with someone and they don’t share it back… Sorry didn’t realize you hate me 😓
August 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hopefully this isn’t dramatic but when I share my location with someone and they don’t share it back… Sorry didn’t realize you hate me 😓
Other ppl say they can’t remember their friends’ married last names, but when one of my friends gets married I get so confused I simply can’t remember their new OR old last name. You are Cher to me now.
August 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Other ppl say they can’t remember their friends’ married last names, but when one of my friends gets married I get so confused I simply can’t remember their new OR old last name. You are Cher to me now.
Idk if I’ll ever feel as powerful again as I did attending my niece’s birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese, venturing off on my own during cake, and returning with 2,000 tickets having won the jackpot on my first game played. I received a hero’s welcome. Oriental Trading crap for everyone. It’s on me.
August 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Idk if I’ll ever feel as powerful again as I did attending my niece’s birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese, venturing off on my own during cake, and returning with 2,000 tickets having won the jackpot on my first game played. I received a hero’s welcome. Oriental Trading crap for everyone. It’s on me.
Feel like I could have the potential to be incredibly paranoid if only I had the time to devote to it. What a shame.
July 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Feel like I could have the potential to be incredibly paranoid if only I had the time to devote to it. What a shame.
Suing my wife for NIED for leaving her Outlook sounds on while I am reading before bed 😔
May 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Suing my wife for NIED for leaving her Outlook sounds on while I am reading before bed 😔
I love being on someone’s close friends IG story where I have absolutely no business being. Was this done in error? Hilarious either way
April 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I love being on someone’s close friends IG story where I have absolutely no business being. Was this done in error? Hilarious either way
I say this with love: ppl who put egg shells back into the carton should go to the electric chair
April 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I say this with love: ppl who put egg shells back into the carton should go to the electric chair
Man it’s kinda weird how I’d never seen this quote before about 3 months ago and suddenly now it’s everywhere. Wonder what that means
March 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Man it’s kinda weird how I’d never seen this quote before about 3 months ago and suddenly now it’s everywhere. Wonder what that means
Fuck a shoe you can’t wear socks with. Useless ass mfs
March 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Fuck a shoe you can’t wear socks with. Useless ass mfs
Man basketball is so dumb
March 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Man basketball is so dumb
Lauren put a “sweet tea and lemonade” scented soap in our bathroom. This is NOT of god, of that I am sure.
March 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Lauren put a “sweet tea and lemonade” scented soap in our bathroom. This is NOT of god, of that I am sure.
Something about me is that not only do I not understand how daylight savings time works, it also makes me irrationally angry
March 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Something about me is that not only do I not understand how daylight savings time works, it also makes me irrationally angry
I do hate to receive a YouTube video but I know it’s just my male friends’ love language. The things we do for love.
March 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I do hate to receive a YouTube video but I know it’s just my male friends’ love language. The things we do for love.
I absolutely adore that I didn’t even know it was Ash Wednesday until the end of the day. Nature is healing
March 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I absolutely adore that I didn’t even know it was Ash Wednesday until the end of the day. Nature is healing
Me listening to Lauren throwing bins around in the basement ruining my perfectly planned system of organization 🥲
March 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Me listening to Lauren throwing bins around in the basement ruining my perfectly planned system of organization 🥲
Nobody:
Me in 2013: Beware the ides of March 😏
Me in 2013: Beware the ides of March 😏
March 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Nobody:
Me in 2013: Beware the ides of March 😏
Me in 2013: Beware the ides of March 😏
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looking forward to this
March 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
looking forward to this
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i feel like if scooby doo was a girl
March 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i feel like if scooby doo was a girl
Lauren is mad at me because I said her new lotion smells like a really clean bathroom. Weird
March 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Lauren is mad at me because I said her new lotion smells like a really clean bathroom. Weird
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
February 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
Why do all flies be like ah yes, the floor. A fine place to die
February 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Why do all flies be like ah yes, the floor. A fine place to die
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
Girls who leave a photo review of clothes and say what size they bought are going to heaven
February 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Girls who leave a photo review of clothes and say what size they bought are going to heaven