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I like the idea of a sect of repulicans who go pee-pee in their pants every time they drive past an exit for a place with a population greater than 5k
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i mean i totally can believe it but i am a little stuned by just how blatantly racist this is.

fuck this guy. i sincerely hope he burns to death
July 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
it became so convinced of its own weightiness and importance. It wants to be Mad Men, which is understandable. But I think it was better in s1 and s2 when we didn't have to dedicate 13 minutes every ep to the crushing weight of our charavters interior lives
July 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I know it's armchair jeopardy!-ing or whatever but when a contestant does this I can't help but mutter "coward."

My friend, you are battling a machine. be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid
July 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
joked on letterboxd that the writers of this movie owe the Babadook people at least $75,000
June 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
'02 bright eyes. lifted era. that's for the real ones.
June 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
disappointing to me to see the trump 2.0 admin out of sorts vis-a-vis messaging and war plans. uncharacteristic,. it is a comfort that god is on Our side
June 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
let's get will ferrell in a PTA film
June 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Al Pacino voice: I'm in this hotel room and I CAN'T SLEEP
May 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
as a trivia nerd I appreciate that he'll sometimes acknowledge that he knows what a contestant with a wrong answer was trying to get at e.g. "You were thinking about..."

it's just a reminder that he could still dominate the whole thing
May 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
woke nietzsche: the ub-HER-mensch
May 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"not exactly. but cultural impact isn't exactly unimportant" goes into the mealy-mouthed hall of fame
May 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
They will fall for it.
April 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
They love me, these cardinals. I say, "What the hell do these cardinals love me so much for?" But they come up to me at the Holy See-- why do they call it that? The Holy See? Nobody knows-- and they say, "Sir, no one has ever seen the smoke as white as yours."
April 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I don't understand how it's hard to run or message against this bullshit. Cut the ads!
April 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
They have taken you from the Salvadorian torture dungeon, first by black car, now by PJ. To the east...
April 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Doctor Trump: Good news. We took you off that medicine that was for sure going to kill you. Now your chance of painful death is 50/50. You can thank me now
April 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
yup. even a low day there -- ~20 minutes and barely sweating-- is so much better than nothing
April 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM