Thought of one this morning, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
"Trump Says Epstein's Pedophile Cabal Wasn't So Bad. He's Right and Wrong"
"Trump Says Epstein's Pedophile Cabal Wasn't So Bad. He's Right and Wrong"
July 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Thought of one this morning, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
"Trump Says Epstein's Pedophile Cabal Wasn't So Bad. He's Right and Wrong"
"Trump Says Epstein's Pedophile Cabal Wasn't So Bad. He's Right and Wrong"
just remember mike johnson is a godly man. even if trump has his antics, mike johnson is doing what he thinks god would want.
Nobody could possibly read anything into this and certainly they will not www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Johnson Shutting Down House Early to Block Epstein Vote
www.nytimes.com
July 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
just remember mike johnson is a godly man. even if trump has his antics, mike johnson is doing what he thinks god would want.
reading about ham salad, which I have to imagine will be enshrined in trump's garden of heroes or put on the supreme court or something
July 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
reading about ham salad, which I have to imagine will be enshrined in trump's garden of heroes or put on the supreme court or something
talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby and phantom thread are in a really interesting conversation with one another
June 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby and phantom thread are in a really interesting conversation with one another
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my wife: did you find out why your mom was in the hospital
me: that's what I'm doing now
what I'm typing: purple smoke means the pope is smoking that good
me: that's what I'm doing now
what I'm typing: purple smoke means the pope is smoking that good
March 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
my wife: did you find out why your mom was in the hospital
me: that's what I'm doing now
what I'm typing: purple smoke means the pope is smoking that good
me: that's what I'm doing now
what I'm typing: purple smoke means the pope is smoking that good
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‘Pete Hegseth? I thought you might be worried...about the security...of your shit.’
April 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
‘Pete Hegseth? I thought you might be worried...about the security...of your shit.’
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courtesy of my discord
April 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
courtesy of my discord
I know no one higher up in this iteration of the trump admin will ever face any consequences so at the very least I hope the secret police jackboots arresting these graduate students get spit on by someone in their family
March 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I know no one higher up in this iteration of the trump admin will ever face any consequences so at the very least I hope the secret police jackboots arresting these graduate students get spit on by someone in their family
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A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.
March 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.
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Mickey 17 asks the question: when is somebody going to do it
March 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Mickey 17 asks the question: when is somebody going to do it
got one coming in about 8 weeks and brother. there are days where I feel guilty for doing that to someone
man just *thinking* about having a kid with all the shit going on gets me upset, I can only imagine people who actually have children impacted by all this being like radioactively angry
March 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
got one coming in about 8 weeks and brother. there are days where I feel guilty for doing that to someone
reporting for duty
democrats all had 4.5 GPAs and took briefcases to class but we really need some bathroom smoker energy rn
March 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
reporting for duty
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it's happening for anora. great job by you sean baker
March 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
it's happening for anora. great job by you sean baker
there has't been a Bond film since 2021 so of course we just did a 10 minute celebration of the franchise. say what now
March 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
there has't been a Bond film since 2021 so of course we just did a 10 minute celebration of the franchise. say what now
if democrats ever have power again (unlikeliness noted) I hope they do. attach stipulations to every dollar sent to prop up red state legislatures. tax their shitty little churches. dismantle the school voucher systems for private christian academies and white flight schools.
checking on Claremont...
imagine if democrats were proposing a czar to fuck over red states
imagine if democrats were proposing a czar to fuck over red states
March 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
if democrats ever have power again (unlikeliness noted) I hope they do. attach stipulations to every dollar sent to prop up red state legislatures. tax their shitty little churches. dismantle the school voucher systems for private christian academies and white flight schools.
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I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
Asked my wife if she thought the Hackman death was a murder-suicide-- rationalizing it by saying if you're at the point of killing the dog, it might be a murder-suicide.
"Oh my god, no," she said, tears in her eyes. "I could never kill the dog."
"Oh my god, no," she said, tears in her eyes. "I could never kill the dog."
February 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Asked my wife if she thought the Hackman death was a murder-suicide-- rationalizing it by saying if you're at the point of killing the dog, it might be a murder-suicide.
"Oh my god, no," she said, tears in her eyes. "I could never kill the dog."
"Oh my god, no," she said, tears in her eyes. "I could never kill the dog."
White Lotus? You mean Below Deck for people who took the GRE? Yeah, it's fine
February 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
White Lotus? You mean Below Deck for people who took the GRE? Yeah, it's fine
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I wouldn’t think “moved to root out diversity initiatives” is a useful phrase for journalism at all, but using it as a euphemism for a purge of high ranking black officers is downright Orwellian.
February 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I wouldn’t think “moved to root out diversity initiatives” is a useful phrase for journalism at all, but using it as a euphemism for a purge of high ranking black officers is downright Orwellian.
@letterboxd.social can you guys allow for the linking of bluesky profiles on letterboxd pages? might be helpful for those who have departed facebook/twitter
February 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@letterboxd.social can you guys allow for the linking of bluesky profiles on letterboxd pages? might be helpful for those who have departed facebook/twitter
Yup-- this is how right wing state legislatures have been defunding public education bit by bit for years
It's annoying how clearly this is going to play out.
They gut the FAA.
Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted.
Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.
They gut the FAA.
Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted.
Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.
February 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Yup-- this is how right wing state legislatures have been defunding public education bit by bit for years
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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
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It’s the shooter from Degrassi.
February 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It’s the shooter from Degrassi.