I think that was it verbatim. Did they erase all the posts over there?
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I think that was it verbatim. Did they erase all the posts over there?
Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
Is the special guest have heart
September 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Is the special guest have heart
David Attenborough: brief as its life may be, in order to protect its fragile exoskeleton the Spirit Halloween must seek a vacant commercial shell
August 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
David Attenborough: brief as its life may be, in order to protect its fragile exoskeleton the Spirit Halloween must seek a vacant commercial shell
stop asking if I named my sons after the drug. Fent is short for Fenton, and Trent is named after my father, Trentanyl
August 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
stop asking if I named my sons after the drug. Fent is short for Fenton, and Trent is named after my father, Trentanyl
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NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence
August 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence
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DOCTOR: your grandma has suffered a hip dislocation
ME: lol hold on *pulls out phone* “what idiot called it a trendy rap battle venue instea
ME: lol hold on *pulls out phone* “what idiot called it a trendy rap battle venue instea
August 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
DOCTOR: your grandma has suffered a hip dislocation
ME: lol hold on *pulls out phone* “what idiot called it a trendy rap battle venue instea
ME: lol hold on *pulls out phone* “what idiot called it a trendy rap battle venue instea
I can tell you that my kids have made the shift, and my wife does not fuckin like it
August 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I can tell you that my kids have made the shift, and my wife does not fuckin like it
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There's a cool special feature on the Nosferatu blu-ray where they detail Robert Eggers' famously meticulous research methods and there's even a thing where you can explore his actual Google search history
July 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
There's a cool special feature on the Nosferatu blu-ray where they detail Robert Eggers' famously meticulous research methods and there's even a thing where you can explore his actual Google search history
my wife: have you written to your dad since your uncle passed?
me: I'm typing it out now
what I'm typing: gimme da beans boys/fill my bowl/ top it all off with some guacamole (said like whack a mole)
me: I'm typing it out now
what I'm typing: gimme da beans boys/fill my bowl/ top it all off with some guacamole (said like whack a mole)
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
my wife: have you written to your dad since your uncle passed?
me: I'm typing it out now
what I'm typing: gimme da beans boys/fill my bowl/ top it all off with some guacamole (said like whack a mole)
me: I'm typing it out now
what I'm typing: gimme da beans boys/fill my bowl/ top it all off with some guacamole (said like whack a mole)
why do I work out in jeans? easy. I like to swim in the pond before the gym, so I already have them on,
August 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
why do I work out in jeans? easy. I like to swim in the pond before the gym, so I already have them on,
Only option it actually went through both hands as well
August 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Only option it actually went through both hands as well
posing like I caught the arrow mid flight between my palms but my enemy can clearly see it's lodged in my forehead
August 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
posing like I caught the arrow mid flight between my palms but my enemy can clearly see it's lodged in my forehead
(bragging coyly because I know damn well it's my turn) oh my gosh guys, do you hear the bell I wonder for whom it tolls
August 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
(bragging coyly because I know damn well it's my turn) oh my gosh guys, do you hear the bell I wonder for whom it tolls
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
when I say "that's water under the bridge" understand that the body of water is a stagnant pond of grudge slime, and I live under the bridge
August 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
when I say "that's water under the bridge" understand that the body of water is a stagnant pond of grudge slime, and I live under the bridge
Chuggo reference detected
July 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Chuggo reference detected
reporting on the spectacular demise of an enemy while visibly in the throes of ecstasy: it brings me no joy to say this,
June 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
reporting on the spectacular demise of an enemy while visibly in the throes of ecstasy: it brings me no joy to say this,
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making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs
May 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs