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nattie winters
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · Oct 21
oh yeah i can post video
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telodendron.bsky.social
A plain yellow room with a door. A pink dinosaur talks to a figure with a blue body and a head that looks like a drawing of a ghost. A dialog box says “I DO NOT LIKE THE WAR.”
June 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
utilitylimb.bsky.social
you need to lock your house
December 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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another “independent” journalist in the pocket of Big Turtle…
December 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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winterk.bsky.social
Bootleg Simpsons merchandise could be making you or your family very sick
December 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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winterk.bsky.social
You have no obligation to match the tone that marketing materials used to describe old media. Instead of "Sonic and Tails battle across Angel Island to once more defeat the nefarious Doctor Robotnik," try "We live in a fallen world. But I am soothed when animal boys traverse the colorful maze."
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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amos works at nvidia and also raytheon. disregard + destabilize housing.
December 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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wrong. once this ai fad ends there will be loads of cheap ram and gpus

[the bubble pops and all the gpus and ram are all immediately destroyed for tax/insurance fraud purposes]

ah! well. nevertheless,
December 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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none of my business. that’s tree rat business.
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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bountiful rodent crop
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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six months in the illinois burbs report: haven’t seen a single tran in the wild (bad) but there’s also this (good)
photo of three squirrels all rooting around in 3 different pots. in the distance, a fourth squirrel keeps watch perched upon an empty topiary frame
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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in 2016 i was outside one night in chicago and heard screaming coming from every building around me, followed by people pouring out of every building into the street, still screaming. that’s how i found out the cubs won the series and i assume it will be how i find out that The Cool Event happened.
May 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
Looks like a glossy magazine scan. Left side is a watercolor illustration of Appleman walking along a colorful path. On the right is a game screenshot of Appleman standing in an empty room, with an ingame Textbox that says NOTHING HERE.
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Looks like a pamphlet scan of a monochrome blue game screenshot. A little apple man in a room with 2 clocks and an empty throne. In game text says “Looks like no one’s here.”
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
Looks like scan of a grainy pamphlet with a video game screenshot. The shot depicts a room that is empty except for an open box, a bare lightbulb, and a manacle chained to the wall. A pop up over the box says NOTHING. In the lower left is a portrait of the apple man’s face. Text below the screenshot: Whatever you thought was going to happen is cancelled and… the text continues but is cut off by the crop
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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grayscale newsprint looking comic panel (first of four) triangle shaped character and Diamond shaped character are in a grassy field. Dead trees are nearby. A white road connects to a white building with a black roof. The front of the building as a capital letter M and a skull painted on it Triangle says: A MAN BORN TO KILL PROBABLY LIVES IN THE MORGUE Diamond says: HE WILL WANT TO BE NEAR DEAD BODIES triangle and Diamond are in a long white hallway that stretches to a distant vanishing point. There are no doors or other features except for two rectangular arches bracing the hall. The nearest one has the word Death inscribed on it in large letters. Triangle says: HE’S RIGHT DOWN THIS HALLWAY, I BET Diamond says: LET’S GO! This page is entirely black except for triangle and their word balooon. Triangle says: ISN’T IT FUN TO IMAGINE WHAT MIGHT BE AT THE HALLWAY’S END? Another page that is solid black, except for a white stamp in the middle. The upper left box on the stamp contains a circular face with skull like feathers. Below it is a rectangular box containing concentric rectangles. The right side contains a drawing of triangle character saying: I WONDER WHERE I AM!!
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Mister Food @TheFineDiner74

There is but one joy in this life greater than dining… 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨!
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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looks like a photo of a crt screen. Displays a drawing that looks like a weird game. The upper left square is a white room with a door in the wall. A woman and a man with a triangular head are walking towards the door. The upper right square contains concentric squares. In the center is a black square with a drawing of a white hand in it. In the lower left is a white infinity symbol, or a mask for glaring eyes. It is ambiguous. The lower right square is a white box containing writing that says: “this way.”
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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A page that looks like a scan from an old game magazine. A circular graphic contains a watercolor illustration of an enthusiastic wormlike dinosaur thing with a smiling yellow star and a worried looking blue diamond. A box in the lower half contains an illustration of a treasure box with a funny face, decorated with white crosses. In front of it are a green potion, a gold coin, and a silver key. There are also 2 game screenshots. One is of a title screen, featuring the dinosaur like worm, and one is of the same character standing in a little stonework house before a blue spheroid face, which is speaking. The text on the page is one continuous statement and does not relate to the images. It says: Header: Wondering how young I’ll die. Featured text, next to round illustration: We now take it as granted that the western empires will collapse. Title screen screenshot: In a real sense, it has already happened. House and dialog screenshot: we were born into a dead world. Text below screenshots: and now decay begins. We, having prepared all our lives for a future that can never arrive, feel lost. We must go on living. But what will life be, and how long can it last? America has become a nation of endless plagues
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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aren’t you a little old to be condoning this “epic goon justice” photo-of-a-guy’s-house harassment?
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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sad he left the net after people found out he was neither a dad nor a gamer
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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re: horses discourse
some guy: And all of those stores likely weren’t sent an early build of the game that contained content that may have been borderline or outright illegal in many territories. my beautiful wife: jump to around 8:50 in this video from South Park: The Stick of Truth, available now on steam (link to video) that guy again: The child isn’t an active participant in the sexual acts, its background and incidental, where the scene described in horses seemed to imply direct participation. my radiant wife, shimmering with violence: jump to about 10:15 in this scene from South Park: The Stick of Truth, available now on steam (link to same video)
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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winterk.bsky.social
A picture that looks like a scuffed up printed page. An image is bordered by yellow me black lines. Inside is a game sceeenshot: a plain room containing a weird smiley face character and a solid black character extending an arm towards it. An italicized caption under it says: Garden2’s hi-rez graphics mode is stunning.
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Single panel comic that looks kinda like it’s on newsprint. Triangle shaped character talks to Diamond shaped character, saying: “He said he was born to kill. That it’s all his hands were made for.”
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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[jeffries being lowered into the terminator 2 lava] more baloney from the fib squad
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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[replying to a dead guy’s last post] i misread “goodbye forever” as “goodbye fart haver”
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM