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six months in the illinois burbs report: haven’t seen a single tran in the wild (bad) but there’s also this (good)
photo of three squirrels all rooting around in 3 different pots. in the distance, a fourth squirrel keeps watch perched upon an empty topiary frame
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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re: horses discourse
some guy: And all of those stores likely weren’t sent an early build of the game that contained content that may have been borderline or outright illegal in many territories. my beautiful wife: jump to around 8:50 in this video from South Park: The Stick of Truth, available now on steam (link to video) that guy again: The child isn’t an active participant in the sexual acts, its background and incidental, where the scene described in horses seemed to imply direct participation. my radiant wife, shimmering with violence: jump to about 10:15 in this scene from South Park: The Stick of Truth, available now on steam (link to same video)
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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babe that’s not a squirrel
photo of a deer that winter thought was a squirrel
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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pete could learn a thing or two,
heinous billboard with dead eyed man that says “ex-gays prove change is possible”
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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fetterman makes first public appearance since fall
the smushface clay statue
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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diptych
someone quote dunking me by saying “i love the words libertarian and fascist next to each other. i love when language loses meaning.” below that is the top of the same person’s post saying “i really need to go back to my social media feed looking like this” but the rest of it is cut off the cut off post from the previous image revealed to be a quote rt of a post reading “perfect fining device “ with some insanely tacky anime porn
November 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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the zophar’s domain logo with laser eyes
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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beautiful! i want this man’s sigil emblazoned upon my chest
douglas p of death in june striking a stupid idiot pose tooting a little horn. what the fuck is wrong with you listening to this man.
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Incredible image from Hana No Asuka Gumi, it’s a diagonally split screen frame where on top is two shocked anime women and on the bottom is a broad looking angry upside down through her legs showing her out of frame ass
October 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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the extreme left in question
the pacman ghosts
October 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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if you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch
image from my phone showing I have 223 phone call notifications
October 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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ultima 7 part 2: serpent isle was a game that transfixed me for months as a child and i have a lot of nostalgia for it but for some reason i find it hard to explain the appeal
Two incredible character portraits in ultima 7 serpent isle. the first looks like off-brand peter steele and the second is a skeleton from a Halloween store on vhs. There’s also text but I didn’t read it. The font is horrible and hurts to even look at.
September 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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3 panel vince mcmahon busting rope meme with text: YOURE AN ERRAND BOY SENT BY GROCERY CLERKS TO COLLECT A BILL
September 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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the come and see kid, yassified
September 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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as if being a shooter wasn’t bad enough, this enhanced image shows the suspect wearing a shirt designed by ai
zoom of the ai-enhanced image of the shooting suspect showing his shirt is obviously made with ai
September 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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spoon some into one of these bad boys for me
bubble wrap usps envelope made for mailing kik alicha across great distances
July 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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you’re about to be out of a job
a corkscrew
July 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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the guy in a sleeveless shirt that says SATIRE REQUIRES A CLARITY OF PURPOSE AND TARGET LEST IT BE MISTAKEN FOR AND CONTRIBUTE TO THAT WHICH IT INTENDS TO CRITICIZE
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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@wesanderson check this shit out bicth
drawing illustrating two point perspective
July 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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nobody likes a show-off
squirrel perching atop a small topiary cage. squirrel was doing that for like 5 minutes straight.
July 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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old vhs screen grab of an 80s commercial with an interstitial screen reading NOBODY BEATS the BRICK 14 Bay Area Locations
July 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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old video still of the sign outside a mall called “Pyramid Mall Plattsburgh” with a logo that is a triangle that has a palm tree or a butthole in it. beneath it another sign reads: COMPUTER PICTURES ALL MONTH
June 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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it never stops. i gotta get my account sprayed for k-hives
my mentions where friendly nice people are liking my post about bluesky being overrun by terrifying libs but also a notification letting me know ive been followed by someone named Blue4Democracy and other names like that.
June 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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the photo of everyone taking a photo of the flaming trash can but the doom hud is beneath it so it looks like the trash can is a gun
June 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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no matter how big it makes you feel, it’s always wrong to dunk on a lowbie
some nobody named “megan mcardle“ who only has 839 followers
June 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM