John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄
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Deleting skeets and banning skeeters for no fucking reason.
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50% of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
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You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
I am getting so much work done today and all of it is against my will.
December 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I am getting so much work done today and all of it is against my will.
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Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/
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15 dead Jews is days of headlines and global political reaction. 15 dead Palestinians is just another Tuesday
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
15 dead Jews is days of headlines and global political reaction. 15 dead Palestinians is just another Tuesday
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Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/
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This Weeks Onion Magazine:
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine:
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Israel and its partners continue to wage genocide against the Palestinian people. Those who, so far, have survived the hideous attacks since October 7, 2023, now face ongoing jeopardy.
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Israel and its partners continue to wage genocide against the Palestinian people. Those who, so far, have survived the hideous attacks since October 7, 2023, now face ongoing jeopardy.
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Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
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Put on your hat and mittens - it's the coldest Recall Thursday yet, America.
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Put on your hat and mittens - it's the coldest Recall Thursday yet, America.
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#RECALL: HydroJug Recalls 14-Ounce Children’s Sport Tumblers Due to Choking Hazard. Get free replacement. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
#RECALL: HydroJug Recalls 14-Ounce Children’s Sport Tumblers Due to Choking Hazard. Get free replacement. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
One legume turned to another and says, "Hey, did you hear we're actually pretty musical?"
The second legume: *extended fart noise*
The second legume: *extended fart noise*
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
One legume turned to another and says, "Hey, did you hear we're actually pretty musical?"
The second legume: *extended fart noise*
The second legume: *extended fart noise*
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Voters should be held responsible for the people they put in office.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Voters should be held responsible for the people they put in office.
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UN says Israel's killing of two Palestinians in occupied West Bank looks like 'summary execution' - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/un-says-israels-killing-two-palestinians-occupied-west-bank-looks-summary-execution
UN says Israel's killing of two Palestinians in occupied West Bank looks like 'summary execution'
UN rights chief Volker Turk is calling for 'independent, prompt and effective investigations into the killings of Palestinians'
www.middleeasteye.net
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
UN says Israel's killing of two Palestinians in occupied West Bank looks like 'summary execution' - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/un-says-israels-killing-two-palestinians-occupied-west-bank-looks-summary-execution
The 5 yo and 8 yo discuss the winter storm warning every 15 minutes or so like two little old ladies.
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The 5 yo and 8 yo discuss the winter storm warning every 15 minutes or so like two little old ladies.
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In the long term this is what will kill what's left of America's miniscule credibility in MENA: US-backed ceasefires are when the Arab ceases and Israel continues to fire.
And this is not a Trump problem, but a bipartisan problem. This "ceasefire" was achieved by the previous president.
And this is not a Trump problem, but a bipartisan problem. This "ceasefire" was achieved by the previous president.
A ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon took effect a year ago today.
Since then, Israel has violated the ceasefire nearly 10,000 times: 7,500 violations of Lebanese airspace and almost 2,500 ground violations, according to the UN.
Since then, Israel has violated the ceasefire nearly 10,000 times: 7,500 violations of Lebanese airspace and almost 2,500 ground violations, according to the UN.
Lebanon: Israel’s attacks continue one year into "ceasefire"
www.nrc.no
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
In the long term this is what will kill what's left of America's miniscule credibility in MENA: US-backed ceasefires are when the Arab ceases and Israel continues to fire.
And this is not a Trump problem, but a bipartisan problem. This "ceasefire" was achieved by the previous president.
And this is not a Trump problem, but a bipartisan problem. This "ceasefire" was achieved by the previous president.
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this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it