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@jhb.bsky.social
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All, all are sleeping on the hill.
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She’s checking out the deals.
That blonde porn MILF looking around a corner that Ted Cruz retweeted that one time.
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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The domestic duck is still with his new wild flock. Hopefully his flight feathers have grown back enough to head south with them before the winter gets any worse.
The big white duck still with his new mallard pals by the shale cliffs in the Rocky River just upstream of the boat ramps/kayak rental.
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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There are Brazzers everywhere for those with eyes to see.
Nissan Murano with vanity license plate “ATM MOM”.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Who’s Gregg? Sounds like he ain’t from around here…
Jimmy Dean microwaveable sausage biscuits in a 20 count box for your freezer.
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Waking up early enough to bring the fire back to life from the embers makes me feel old-fashioned and capable.
The wood fire cooking away in the cast iron stove under the living room mantle. It is snow silent, cold, and dim outside still, and I do not have to go to work today but I will have to take the dogs to the park.
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I never even made it to the apple pie, too many brownies and Napoleons. I put it out on the back porch to stay cold since the fridge is full. Now I’ve just brought the fire back to life and I’m considering the wisdom of the apple pie breakfast.
Joe Pera regards the spinning dessert case at Rousso’s, pondering breakfast choices.
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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The food is put away, the fire is crackling, and the Chiefs/Cowboys halftime show sucked so bad that I’ve moved on to better things than football.
The dogs heading out to the back yard through driving lake effect snow to go potty. Joe Pera carrying a jack-o’-lantern through snowy woods towards its fate in a waterfall.
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Frankie Thomas is transfixed by her first ever fire.
Gray tabby Frankie sitting in front of the cast-iron stove in the living room, staring at the flames through the glass on the doors.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Friendly dog before a field of jagged spikes: “Wow, this place looks super honourable. I hope there's a bunch of valuable things here. I hope some cool deeds are esteemed here.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
Inflatable Xmas decoration of a USAF Bell Huey with candy cane rotors and skids, a reindeer in jungle fatigues at the controls, and Santa hanging out the side door. OPERATION GIFT DROP is stenciled under the cockpit window.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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“Hey soldier. Do you know who’s the manager here?”

“Yeah.”
The Roach from Apocalypse Now.
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Real Eyes Realize Real Lies (Branson Reese illustration of a determined looking Homer Simpson with human eyes against a blue sky with white clouds)
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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You know it had that deep chugging muffler.
1st generation Chevrolet S-10 light pickup on a city street, metallic blue with a large yellow/orange fireball front wrap and mismatched wheels.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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This Ain’t No Game
“Ice Cold Beer” electromechanical arcade machine by Taito.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Looks like a Tim Kreider drawing.
Tim Kreider cartoon self-portrait
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Well, that’ll last at least until December.
Two Tupperware containers and one metal box full of chocolate pretzels, chocolate toffees, and chocolate bark. Some will go to work, some will go to mom’s doctors/nurses, some will stay here. I used ten pounds of chocolate already.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Holy shit how am I just now realizing this:
Cait, a blonde woman in a white dress. Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values, looking not wholly unlike Cait.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The ginger, cherries, and chocolate smell so good.
The stove with the double boiler of chocolate and the half-poured chocolate bark with cashews, cherries, and crystallized ginger.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Getting ready for the holiday season by making the first batch of chocolate pretzels, toffees, and bark as I watch Bringing Out The Dead (Scorsese, 1999)
Melted chocolate in a double boiler and a cookie sheet of dipped chocolate pretzel sticks on the stove top.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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CASTLE DOCTRINE NO DUTY TO RETREAT
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Chun Li Street Fighter II ending where she prays at a grave, then strips down to a jogging bra and daisy dukes.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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See the moment where I decide that, no, I don’t have to teach my mom what those words actually mean:
Screenshot of text exchange: Mom: Someone domed a pole Me: ? (You unsent a message) Mom: (photos of a car crashed into a telephone pole)
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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You can’t hide from my thermal scope, Cranny Boy.
Cranny Boy about to enjoy a can of Cranny Cola alone in the bog at night, lit up like a Roman candle in the thermal scope image.
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Silently heading towards you in the dark, Cranny Boy…
Bog at night with the full moon reflecting on the still water.
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM