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Aceso
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All Black Lives Matter ✊🏿 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ ♌️

Everyone watches women’s sports.

Here for community, laughs, and shit talk.

#WNBA #Unrivaled #HigherEd
2 hours later we smoked.

By the next weekend she was coming to my bar rail (I bartended) and was telling all my friends she was my girlfriend.

2020 we got married.

2025 celebrating 9 years together.

Best part is? This question has turned into hand signals and we have a whole common language🫶🏾
"You tryna smoke???" is foreplay for me
My love languages also too as well:
Physical weeds
Acts of weeds
Snacks of weeds
Receiving weeds
Quality weeds
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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did the nba boys used to chirp at klay like this before or has something changed? i just want to make sure i'm not smelling hoe in the air.
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When are we going to have a conversation about this boomer created system of credit, being an entire fucking scam.

Everytime I pay off something, it drops. Third time this year.

You telling me if I clear the little remains balance, my shit dropping like a GPA? How does this make sense??
Ex:
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
And this, folks of all genders, are the words to start the summation of a millennials out of their chairs, and throwing their buttocks, backeth. That 2009/10-2015/16 era will never in this lifetime or next, be forgotten.
Imma
Make it
Rain
Bitch
Imma
Make it
Rain
Uh🎶
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
That last run from UConn was just disrespectful 🫠💀
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I got enough hair to put in a ponytail now. Hat season here I come 😂
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Studbudz at the NWSL championship weekend?? Yes please! 😂 #WNBA #NWSL
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Made a mess of my wife, just to shake us up an apéritif, roll us up a fatty while the bed dries, and enjoy a few shows - all before midnight. I’m in my prime 😂
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Michigan is giving UCONN hell, but Fudd will not let them go too far
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
THE ENDING OF THIS ND/USC GAME!
a baby is sitting in a high chair making a surprised face and saying wow .
ALT: a baby is sitting in a high chair making a surprised face and saying wow .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I asked and yall did it LETS GO
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Can anyone wake up USCs offense?
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Update: the month has turned me every which way but lose but as sis said “still I rise” 🥴😂
My wife has a PCL tear from a fall 😩 Let me buckle up because with all we have going on, my shoulders will be over heavy. Honestly, the last few weeks I’ve been struggling. Buckling down and getting disciplined will get me through this.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Not in the W
"God f*cking damn"
Julian Champagnie after getting burned for an easy lob on a Hawks in-bounds play
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Not on Martha Stewart’s internet

Butter Pecan is literally where it’s at
What’s the worst ice cream and why is it mint chocolate chip and butter pecan
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I worked 7am to 7pm today between prepping yard for winter and my actual job. My cat is yelling at me and honestly I just yelled back at her “YOU GET A JOB” and I think I’ve had it for the day 😂
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Damn, even the cat voting?
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Losing Paige is like losing three players” 😭 Geno getting soft
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This is the kind of carrying on I can get behind on a Sunday
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You know what you grow scared of as an adult and pet owner that you least expect? All three of these running out at the same time. And you know what’s worst? Having that refill time come during the holidays 😫 one refill ON SALE will run us about a third of a months mortgage 😭
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Oh half them MFs laughing. At or with me makes me no difference
You're on stage in front of 250 people with a microphone for 10 minutes. Can you make them laugh?
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Pro Tip: Canada is not your enemy but the greasy, drug addicted money-laundering bald mfker who made his own daughter give him lap dances and just spent the week tearing down something that didn’t belong to him is, also he knows nothing about economics. Tariffs will wreck USA.
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The next big win for the week? Today I made -24lbs from when I made my mind up that I wanted to make some good changes. It’s not as consistent as I want but it’s not about perfection, just doing the next right thing. And it has helped me keep it off. Which means when spring time ends, I’m actin up
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I get on here and see people talking about “gardeners” all day. But I never see anything about crack, coke, heroine, alcohol, etc. of all of them MFs it’s the least worst one. Yes all can be addicting but it’s not in the same class category and none of the other options have ANY health benefit.
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM