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LUFC, Leeds RL & Rangers. So misery, in short.
Positives: Shaun Wane will be out of a job

Negatives: Everything else

#Ashes
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Can picture the face of this person's partner as they hear this recounted at a party *again*
It's ridiculous that most hotel buffets don't have a selection of blue cheeses. Blue cheese is breakfast cheese because it wakes up your mouth. Mature cheddar is a lunch cheese, while mozzarella and other flavourless cheeses are for dinner as they calm you down.
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Never want to lose to Australia at anything but Wane losing his rag at George Williams being shit does have a certain poetic justice to it

#Ashes
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Held up with delays all day home from Lisbon, walked in the door in time to see Leeds go behind, switched over at HT of that in time to see Kangaroos take the lead. Won't be putting the lottery on tonight that's for sure

#lufc #Ashes
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
PUT IT IN THE FUCKING MIXER

#lufc
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
That was... shit

#lufc
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
There's a fella in the pub defending apartheid. It's twenty past one on a Thursday
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Defended Brendy a lot in the Champo but fuck me we can't afford to carry him in this league

#lufc
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Next week in training: "marking"

#lufc
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Tell me you're buying cricket tickets without telling me you're buying cricket tickets
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
October 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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How did the golf finish, mate?
September 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Lowry on the 18th 🤌 🏆
September 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
@burleybanksy.bsky.social mentioned in The Observer today
September 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This city should just take up knitting en masse
On to Headingley then...

#lufc
September 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
On to Headingley then...

#lufc
September 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
We've signed Tino Asprilla

#lufc
September 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
They say AI is coming for humanity, but then it thinks Hull City can win a rugby league competition
September 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I see the "keep politics out of football" brigade have some feelings about Keir Starmer today

#England
September 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
#SkySports Not sure this is the selling point you think it is lads
August 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
As statements go, it doesn't get much more emphatic than this @leedsrhinos.bsky.social

🎶 We're on our way 🎶 🦏
August 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Just checking….Are we absolutely certain that the British patriots are the people who hate British cities, British law, British judges , British democracy, the British civil service, the British Broadcasting Corporation, and large swathes of the British people?
August 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
People arguing at bar in Peacock about how many freebies they can have, YARKSHIRE

#lufc
August 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Well isn't that a thing of beauty

#MOTD #LUFC
August 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM