Thicc Ham
@jickbaggins.bsky.social
Former Skip-Bo champion of my household. Destroyer of napkins
Hey how about fuck you man
January 19, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Hey how about fuck you man
Funny thing is he’s not even that good. If a dude can give the team 650 and 3 touchdowns, he can torture puppies and they wouldn’t care.
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Funny thing is he’s not even that good. If a dude can give the team 650 and 3 touchdowns, he can torture puppies and they wouldn’t care.
Chiefs don’t give a fuck and never will. It’s a blatantly racist organization that happily employs many pieces of shit. I’m surprised Riley Cooper isn’t their WR coach
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Chiefs don’t give a fuck and never will. It’s a blatantly racist organization that happily employs many pieces of shit. I’m surprised Riley Cooper isn’t their WR coach
My son and I just watched it too. Laughed for the first time all day. Thank you for posting it ❤️
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
My son and I just watched it too. Laughed for the first time all day. Thank you for posting it ❤️
I can’t believe there’s people out there who think this kind of shit is the solution to whatever problems they think this country has.
January 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I can’t believe there’s people out there who think this kind of shit is the solution to whatever problems they think this country has.
That’s exactly what they want you to feel, don’t let them have that.
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
That’s exactly what they want you to feel, don’t let them have that.
The degree to which this country fucked up last November will be described for centuries, given there are still people around to describe things.
January 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The degree to which this country fucked up last November will be described for centuries, given there are still people around to describe things.
Scored too fast, way too fast
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Scored too fast, way too fast
I had to read this like four times, and then it made sense, well done. Some Herman Melville shit
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I had to read this like four times, and then it made sense, well done. Some Herman Melville shit
“Generic and devoid of content” is a PERFECT description of someone who says “we are democrats”
January 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
“Generic and devoid of content” is a PERFECT description of someone who says “we are democrats”
Not sure what’s so controversial about pointing to the fact that the people ordering the country into conflict are the billionaires who’ve purchased their way into the ruling class. If that isn’t the definition of elites I don’t know what is.
What is incorrect about this statement?
What is incorrect about this statement?
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Not sure what’s so controversial about pointing to the fact that the people ordering the country into conflict are the billionaires who’ve purchased their way into the ruling class. If that isn’t the definition of elites I don’t know what is.
What is incorrect about this statement?
What is incorrect about this statement?
Yes, I believe that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth’s assholes deserve to be torn asunder by an athlete wearing sharp metal spikes on their feet and ramming their whole leg up each man’s quivering orifices while they scream for mercy, with big beautiful tears in their eyes.
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Yes, I believe that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth’s assholes deserve to be torn asunder by an athlete wearing sharp metal spikes on their feet and ramming their whole leg up each man’s quivering orifices while they scream for mercy, with big beautiful tears in their eyes.
You know that an acre of ocean water was boiled to create this image, right?
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
You know that an acre of ocean water was boiled to create this image, right?
Is that a lil caramelized shallot I see?
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Is that a lil caramelized shallot I see?
Where were all the sluts back when I was single dammit
January 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Where were all the sluts back when I was single dammit
r/brandnewsentence
December 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
r/brandnewsentence
It’s funny to me that people can be so sure about something like this 2 seasons into a career. How do you think you know this? What in your estimation will prevent him from living up to being the top pick? It’s so silly to declare him a finished product when his growth has been so evident
December 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It’s funny to me that people can be so sure about something like this 2 seasons into a career. How do you think you know this? What in your estimation will prevent him from living up to being the top pick? It’s so silly to declare him a finished product when his growth has been so evident