Thicc Ham
@jickbaggins.bsky.social
Former Skip-Bo champion of my household. Destroyer of napkins
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Thicc Ham
@jickbaggins.bsky.social
· Dec 7
Donald Trump is an insane, racist pedophile criminal rapist. He should be locked in a dungeon.
He has been given more than perhaps anyone who has ever lived, yet can’t stop spreading his miserable, fabricated grievance to the entire planet.
A cocksucker in the most derogatory sense imaginable.
He has been given more than perhaps anyone who has ever lived, yet can’t stop spreading his miserable, fabricated grievance to the entire planet.
A cocksucker in the most derogatory sense imaginable.
Anyone who thinks any of what Trump is doing is any kind of solution to the problems that exist in this country is a person I would never allow in my life or around my child. It’s time to cut ties with the fascists in our midst.
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Anyone who thinks any of what Trump is doing is any kind of solution to the problems that exist in this country is a person I would never allow in my life or around my child. It’s time to cut ties with the fascists in our midst.
It’s a bad time to be a person who cares about literally anything.
Great time to be a complete fucking nihilistic asshole though. Never been better.
Great time to be a complete fucking nihilistic asshole though. Never been better.
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
It’s a bad time to be a person who cares about literally anything.
Great time to be a complete fucking nihilistic asshole though. Never been better.
Great time to be a complete fucking nihilistic asshole though. Never been better.
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the funniest part about the Hilton/ICE story is imagining all those video game cosplaying goons watching Big Bang Theory on dusty ass beds before their big boy missions in the morning
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
the funniest part about the Hilton/ICE story is imagining all those video game cosplaying goons watching Big Bang Theory on dusty ass beds before their big boy missions in the morning
Love it when people think that they’re the only ones who understand the horrors of capitalism, and take it upon themselves to smugly throw this type of shit out there at anyone who is making any point whatsoever, and they actually think that this is doing something. They are part of the problem.
Welcome to capitalism?
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Love it when people think that they’re the only ones who understand the horrors of capitalism, and take it upon themselves to smugly throw this type of shit out there at anyone who is making any point whatsoever, and they actually think that this is doing something. They are part of the problem.
It’s so cool that the only time our government pretends to care about drug addiction is when they can use it a flimsy excuse to invade another country. But now back to your regularly scheduled problems, you scummy degenerates/freeloading welfare queens.
Fuck Trump and Hegseth with football cleats.
Fuck Trump and Hegseth with football cleats.
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
It’s so cool that the only time our government pretends to care about drug addiction is when they can use it a flimsy excuse to invade another country. But now back to your regularly scheduled problems, you scummy degenerates/freeloading welfare queens.
Fuck Trump and Hegseth with football cleats.
Fuck Trump and Hegseth with football cleats.
My New Year’s resolution is to not wake up every day being disappointed that he’s not dead
December 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to not wake up every day being disappointed that he’s not dead
My wife and I have been together over 25 years, we got together when we were teenagers.
My fondest Christmas memories are at her parents’ house in our hometown. My family was a mess and hers wasn’t. And they knew how to have fun during the holidays.
My fondest Christmas memories are at her parents’ house in our hometown. My family was a mess and hers wasn’t. And they knew how to have fun during the holidays.
December 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My wife and I have been together over 25 years, we got together when we were teenagers.
My fondest Christmas memories are at her parents’ house in our hometown. My family was a mess and hers wasn’t. And they knew how to have fun during the holidays.
My fondest Christmas memories are at her parents’ house in our hometown. My family was a mess and hers wasn’t. And they knew how to have fun during the holidays.
I love how these pedos can’t comprehend that the more they cover up the names in the Epstein files the more drawn out this whole ordeal becomes. They’ll fight tooth and nail to protect the most powerful among them but that doesn’t make it go away
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I love how these pedos can’t comprehend that the more they cover up the names in the Epstein files the more drawn out this whole ordeal becomes. They’ll fight tooth and nail to protect the most powerful among them but that doesn’t make it go away
Sometimes it amazes me that Sam Darnold isn’t a Chicago Bear. He seems like he would have been the exact type of QB the Bears would normally have signed to a huge deal, expected him to be a superstar, and then watched him be heartbreakingly bad.
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sometimes it amazes me that Sam Darnold isn’t a Chicago Bear. He seems like he would have been the exact type of QB the Bears would normally have signed to a huge deal, expected him to be a superstar, and then watched him be heartbreakingly bad.
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Burrow to Mahomes on playoff elimination day
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Burrow to Mahomes on playoff elimination day
Guess who’s back, @drewmagary.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Guess who’s back, @drewmagary.bsky.social
A lot of folks ignoring the damage the movie biz did to itself by choosing only to produce bloated superhero family fare in order to max ticket sales. Content for adults with actual taste hasn’t been made by legacy studios in years, long before Covid killed the theaters. Capitalism ruins everything.
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A lot of folks ignoring the damage the movie biz did to itself by choosing only to produce bloated superhero family fare in order to max ticket sales. Content for adults with actual taste hasn’t been made by legacy studios in years, long before Covid killed the theaters. Capitalism ruins everything.
Donald Trump is an insane, racist pedophile criminal rapist. He should be locked in a dungeon.
He has been given more than perhaps anyone who has ever lived, yet can’t stop spreading his miserable, fabricated grievance to the entire planet.
A cocksucker in the most derogatory sense imaginable.
He has been given more than perhaps anyone who has ever lived, yet can’t stop spreading his miserable, fabricated grievance to the entire planet.
A cocksucker in the most derogatory sense imaginable.
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Donald Trump is an insane, racist pedophile criminal rapist. He should be locked in a dungeon.
He has been given more than perhaps anyone who has ever lived, yet can’t stop spreading his miserable, fabricated grievance to the entire planet.
A cocksucker in the most derogatory sense imaginable.
He has been given more than perhaps anyone who has ever lived, yet can’t stop spreading his miserable, fabricated grievance to the entire planet.
A cocksucker in the most derogatory sense imaginable.
@wifeguy.org dude! Just got to the funbag portion of the podcast, what a fun surprise to hear you on the show!
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@wifeguy.org dude! Just got to the funbag portion of the podcast, what a fun surprise to hear you on the show!
At any moment Trump is just going to drop the N-word in front of reporters, and Karoline Leavitt and Mike Johnson will go on TV and defend it.
“The President speaks his mind. He isn’t held back by your woke language restrictions, and no one else should be either”
“The President speaks his mind. He isn’t held back by your woke language restrictions, and no one else should be either”
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
At any moment Trump is just going to drop the N-word in front of reporters, and Karoline Leavitt and Mike Johnson will go on TV and defend it.
“The President speaks his mind. He isn’t held back by your woke language restrictions, and no one else should be either”
“The President speaks his mind. He isn’t held back by your woke language restrictions, and no one else should be either”
It’s really exhausting to have every single thing about our entire government apparatus be as obnoxiously toxic and dysfunctional as fathomable, just on general principle.
Aren’t even Trump’s supporters tired of this? How do you just…welcome this pigfucker into your life like that?
Aren’t even Trump’s supporters tired of this? How do you just…welcome this pigfucker into your life like that?
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s really exhausting to have every single thing about our entire government apparatus be as obnoxiously toxic and dysfunctional as fathomable, just on general principle.
Aren’t even Trump’s supporters tired of this? How do you just…welcome this pigfucker into your life like that?
Aren’t even Trump’s supporters tired of this? How do you just…welcome this pigfucker into your life like that?
I work in a dusty, cavernous used bookstore. Not a single day goes by that I don’t see her name and whisper quietly to myself “well, fuck you Edith Wharton” @mobute.bsky.social @sarakatew.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I work in a dusty, cavernous used bookstore. Not a single day goes by that I don’t see her name and whisper quietly to myself “well, fuck you Edith Wharton” @mobute.bsky.social @sarakatew.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social
How do I choose between Odelay, ATLiens, and All Eyez On Me
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
How do I choose between Odelay, ATLiens, and All Eyez On Me
Oh, bagels have nippples now?? Smh #wokemindvirus
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Oh, bagels have nippples now?? Smh #wokemindvirus
Tenet is two and a half hours of pure nonsense spectacle and I love it
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Tenet is two and a half hours of pure nonsense spectacle and I love it
Would an eggnog White Russian be good or
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Would an eggnog White Russian be good or
I don’t pretend to be sad when war criminals die
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I don’t pretend to be sad when war criminals die
Dude Jayden’s elbow looked all fucked up
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Dude Jayden’s elbow looked all fucked up
I remember RBI ‘93 for Sega was one of the first sports games I played where you could create your own rosters. Mine always had Frank Thomas, Ken Griffey Jr, Joe Carter, Albert Belle, Juan Gonzalez, Cecil Fielder, Barry Bonds. Loved pitching with Jack McDowell. Nolan Ryan closer
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I remember RBI ‘93 for Sega was one of the first sports games I played where you could create your own rosters. Mine always had Frank Thomas, Ken Griffey Jr, Joe Carter, Albert Belle, Juan Gonzalez, Cecil Fielder, Barry Bonds. Loved pitching with Jack McDowell. Nolan Ryan closer