🎩🎶 Jarkobian Phrasure 🎤🤓
@jiggityj.bsky.social
• Dad/husband combo
• Rapper/producer as Phrasure 🎤🤓
• Singer dude for The Mighty Jarkobian and His Conglomerate of Sound 🎩🎶
• Occasional funny guy
• Mozzarella stick enthusiast
https://linktr.ee/Phrasure
https://linktr.ee/themightyjarkobian
• Rapper/producer as Phrasure 🎤🤓
• Singer dude for The Mighty Jarkobian and His Conglomerate of Sound 🎩🎶
• Occasional funny guy
• Mozzarella stick enthusiast
https://linktr.ee/Phrasure
https://linktr.ee/themightyjarkobian
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I’m new in town. Let’s chat.
• rapper/producer (Phrasure) for 15 years
• children’s music for adults maker w my dad (The Mighty Jarkobian…) since 2023.
• casual Nintendo enjoyer
• pop punk/emo nerd
• occasional TikTok maker
• father of 3, married 10 yrs
• improv/stand-up comedy fan
• bhm enthusiast
• rapper/producer (Phrasure) for 15 years
• children’s music for adults maker w my dad (The Mighty Jarkobian…) since 2023.
• casual Nintendo enjoyer
• pop punk/emo nerd
• occasional TikTok maker
• father of 3, married 10 yrs
• improv/stand-up comedy fan
• bhm enthusiast
So @megaran.com’s excellent children’s album Buddy’s Magic Tree House is officially Grammy nominated, which is absolutely well-deserved!
I’m listed as a featured background vocalist, which means… I AM A GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST!
Thank you so much to Mega Ran for the inclusion on the closing track!
I’m listed as a featured background vocalist, which means… I AM A GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST!
Thank you so much to Mega Ran for the inclusion on the closing track!
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So @megaran.com’s excellent children’s album Buddy’s Magic Tree House is officially Grammy nominated, which is absolutely well-deserved!
I’m listed as a featured background vocalist, which means… I AM A GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST!
Thank you so much to Mega Ran for the inclusion on the closing track!
I’m listed as a featured background vocalist, which means… I AM A GRAMMY NOMINATED ARTIST!
Thank you so much to Mega Ran for the inclusion on the closing track!
People of Birmingham:
On August 9th, WBHM is doing a fundraising variety show at Saturn, and ya boi is a featured performer! Catch me do my first set in a while.
Cocktail hour starts at 6, show starts at 7. Be on time bc I’m early on.
See ya there! 🎤🤓
#birmingham #alabama
On August 9th, WBHM is doing a fundraising variety show at Saturn, and ya boi is a featured performer! Catch me do my first set in a while.
Cocktail hour starts at 6, show starts at 7. Be on time bc I’m early on.
See ya there! 🎤🤓
#birmingham #alabama
July 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
People of Birmingham:
On August 9th, WBHM is doing a fundraising variety show at Saturn, and ya boi is a featured performer! Catch me do my first set in a while.
Cocktail hour starts at 6, show starts at 7. Be on time bc I’m early on.
See ya there! 🎤🤓
#birmingham #alabama
On August 9th, WBHM is doing a fundraising variety show at Saturn, and ya boi is a featured performer! Catch me do my first set in a while.
Cocktail hour starts at 6, show starts at 7. Be on time bc I’m early on.
See ya there! 🎤🤓
#birmingham #alabama
Reposted by 🎩🎶 Jarkobian Phrasure 🎤🤓
One of the pains of having a Spotify library full of local artists is that sometimes, your favorite songs/albums will just disappear. 😔
June 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
One of the pains of having a Spotify library full of local artists is that sometimes, your favorite songs/albums will just disappear. 😔
You dads out there needed a family friendly rap album to bump while you threw something on the grill today?
Akil Pratt and Phrasure made Dad Raps just for you.
Please enjoy, and happy Father’s Day, ya goofs.
#FathersDay
open.spotify.com/album/6xKtnB...
Akil Pratt and Phrasure made Dad Raps just for you.
Please enjoy, and happy Father’s Day, ya goofs.
#FathersDay
open.spotify.com/album/6xKtnB...
Dad Raps
Akil Pratt · Album · 2021 · 8 songs
open.spotify.com
June 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You dads out there needed a family friendly rap album to bump while you threw something on the grill today?
Akil Pratt and Phrasure made Dad Raps just for you.
Please enjoy, and happy Father’s Day, ya goofs.
#FathersDay
open.spotify.com/album/6xKtnB...
Akil Pratt and Phrasure made Dad Raps just for you.
Please enjoy, and happy Father’s Day, ya goofs.
#FathersDay
open.spotify.com/album/6xKtnB...
before and after
June 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
before and after
before and after
June 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
before and after
Reposted by 🎩🎶 Jarkobian Phrasure 🎤🤓
![Comic. [yellow sphere with icon that reads, CHECK ENGINE] [caption] This new sunspot cluster has raised concern among astronomers.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifixtbs6xmvshoacqnxeqg2q5zpa5z4r36dcj2tz4wssavmfogmhe@jpeg)
June 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I just found this in my camera roll and lost my mind
May 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I just found this in my camera roll and lost my mind
My iOS updated last night and this guy is about to get way overused by me
April 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My iOS updated last night and this guy is about to get way overused by me
Reposted by 🎩🎶 Jarkobian Phrasure 🎤🤓
Okay, I'm going to repeat my Lorde/Weezer theory:
1st album: The big one with all the hits
2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well
3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase
So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it
1st album: The big one with all the hits
2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well
3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase
So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it
April 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Okay, I'm going to repeat my Lorde/Weezer theory:
1st album: The big one with all the hits
2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well
3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase
So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it
1st album: The big one with all the hits
2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well
3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase
So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it
Reposted by 🎩🎶 Jarkobian Phrasure 🎤🤓
The pope could do the funniest thing 3 days from now
April 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The pope could do the funniest thing 3 days from now
Greninja + Omastar + Bruxish + Rocky Helmet is absolutely crushing it as a deck right now. The set up may take a minute, but the payoff is well worth it.
April 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Greninja + Omastar + Bruxish + Rocky Helmet is absolutely crushing it as a deck right now. The set up may take a minute, but the payoff is well worth it.
Just broke out the mower for the first time this season and ran this album back- absolutely perfect. 10/10. No notes.
March 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just broke out the mower for the first time this season and ran this album back- absolutely perfect. 10/10. No notes.
I’m making a playlist for each season. Gimme four songs, one that encapsulates each season for you.
Challenge mode: each song is the same artist.
Expert mode: they’re all family appropriate.
I’ll share links once they’re sufficiently built.
(no holiday music for winter, pls)
Challenge mode: each song is the same artist.
Expert mode: they’re all family appropriate.
I’ll share links once they’re sufficiently built.
(no holiday music for winter, pls)
March 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’m making a playlist for each season. Gimme four songs, one that encapsulates each season for you.
Challenge mode: each song is the same artist.
Expert mode: they’re all family appropriate.
I’ll share links once they’re sufficiently built.
(no holiday music for winter, pls)
Challenge mode: each song is the same artist.
Expert mode: they’re all family appropriate.
I’ll share links once they’re sufficiently built.
(no holiday music for winter, pls)
I cannot believe it’s been one whole year since the shot heard ‘round the world
March 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I cannot believe it’s been one whole year since the shot heard ‘round the world
My cringe millennial trait is that I communicate with my friends almost exclusively in reaction images & gifs
March 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My cringe millennial trait is that I communicate with my friends almost exclusively in reaction images & gifs
I FINALLY GOT A GOD PACK THIS IS NOT A DRILL
March 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I FINALLY GOT A GOD PACK THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Drawfee’s episode from yesterday had me in STITCHES during Jacob’s redraw.
February 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Drawfee’s episode from yesterday had me in STITCHES during Jacob’s redraw.
Pop music has a firm grip on me right now. Sabrina Carpenter, Chappell Roan, Olivia Rodrigo, Ariana Grande, Billie Eilish…
I’m gonna finally listen to a Carly Rae Jepsen album.
I’m gonna finally listen to a Carly Rae Jepsen album.
February 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Pop music has a firm grip on me right now. Sabrina Carpenter, Chappell Roan, Olivia Rodrigo, Ariana Grande, Billie Eilish…
I’m gonna finally listen to a Carly Rae Jepsen album.
I’m gonna finally listen to a Carly Rae Jepsen album.
Just realized that new Pokémon TCG Pocket packs drop tomorrow and I have enough hourglasses to open 10 at a time
Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh
Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh
February 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Just realized that new Pokémon TCG Pocket packs drop tomorrow and I have enough hourglasses to open 10 at a time
Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh
Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh
I released a new lofi cover today, but somewhere in the process, the file got messed up, so there’s a glitch in the last quarter of the song.
You can still check it out if you’d like, but I’m not gonna do a proper promotional post until I get that fixed, which should be this weekend.
Hooraaay. 🙃
You can still check it out if you’d like, but I’m not gonna do a proper promotional post until I get that fixed, which should be this weekend.
Hooraaay. 🙃
February 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I released a new lofi cover today, but somewhere in the process, the file got messed up, so there’s a glitch in the last quarter of the song.
You can still check it out if you’d like, but I’m not gonna do a proper promotional post until I get that fixed, which should be this weekend.
Hooraaay. 🙃
You can still check it out if you’d like, but I’m not gonna do a proper promotional post until I get that fixed, which should be this weekend.
Hooraaay. 🙃
My work radio pulls from 20+ playlists and hundreds of hours of songs from a plethora of genres.
It just played Zombie by The Cranberries followed by an instrumental piano cover of Zombie by The Cranberries.
I thought it was an extended alternate outro at first.
It just played Zombie by The Cranberries followed by an instrumental piano cover of Zombie by The Cranberries.
I thought it was an extended alternate outro at first.
February 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My work radio pulls from 20+ playlists and hundreds of hours of songs from a plethora of genres.
It just played Zombie by The Cranberries followed by an instrumental piano cover of Zombie by The Cranberries.
I thought it was an extended alternate outro at first.
It just played Zombie by The Cranberries followed by an instrumental piano cover of Zombie by The Cranberries.
I thought it was an extended alternate outro at first.
Calling your friends and immediately launching into doing a bit >>>>>>
February 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Calling your friends and immediately launching into doing a bit >>>>>>