Jilder
@jilder.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
All things move towards their end, of that you can be sure.
I will adopt your discarded genders. Any pronoun is fine.
[bridged from https://mastodon.social/@jilder on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
I will adopt your discarded genders. Any pronoun is fine.
[bridged from https://mastodon.social/@jilder on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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Happy 13th birthday to the most essential artwork of the current era, @kcg.bsky.social ‘s “This is fine,” to all those who celebrate.
January 9, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Happy 13th birthday to the most essential artwork of the current era, @kcg.bsky.social ‘s “This is fine,” to all those who celebrate.
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The Fascist says one of the justifications for removing Maduro was he refused to honor the results of a democratic election.
Irony is dead.
Irony is dead.
January 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The Fascist says one of the justifications for removing Maduro was he refused to honor the results of a democratic election.
Irony is dead.
Irony is dead.
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One adjacent example of intentional miscommunication: the word "open" as applied to AI. An LLM cannot be "open source" unless you have access to the training data and methodologies. "Open weights" is a craven attempt to misdirect the word "open" — we might as well say that bunch of machine code […]
Original post on wandering.shop
wandering.shop
December 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One adjacent example of intentional miscommunication: the word "open" as applied to AI. An LLM cannot be "open source" unless you have access to the training data and methodologies. "Open weights" is a craven attempt to misdirect the word "open" — we might as well say that bunch of machine code […]
I never feel more seen than when the Goat goes down. I'm off Facebook more or less permanently, but people have been finding novel ways to contact me and go J THE GOAT FELL DOWN. PMs and tagged posts and email, I even had a Snapchat Please Sign Up to See Message and a thumbnail full of straw […]
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mastodon.social
December 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I never feel more seen than when the Goat goes down. I'm off Facebook more or less permanently, but people have been finding novel ways to contact me and go J THE GOAT FELL DOWN. PMs and tagged posts and email, I even had a Snapchat Please Sign Up to See Message and a thumbnail full of straw […]
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT CHRISTMAS WRAITH. EVERYONE DEAD.
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT CHRISTMAS WRAITH. EVERYONE DEAD.
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Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.
#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec
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"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
With no reason to stay, twelve year old Amber sets her sights on boarding school, leaving behind questions she'd rather not have answered. Clean slates and white chalk await, and old institutions have deep roots and secrets of their own.
Get it at Patreon […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
Get it at Patreon […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
With no reason to stay, twelve year old Amber sets her sights on boarding school, leaving behind questions she'd rather not have answered. Clean slates and white chalk await, and old institutions have deep roots and secrets of their own.
Get it at Patreon […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
Get it at Patreon […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
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My thoughts on social media bans everywhere is that if you're taking digital connections away from teens, you better make sure they have third spaces for physical connection, and give them options for transport that is not "parents drive us around" otherwise all you're creating is isolation.
And […]
And […]
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mastodon.green
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My thoughts on social media bans everywhere is that if you're taking digital connections away from teens, you better make sure they have third spaces for physical connection, and give them options for transport that is not "parents drive us around" otherwise all you're creating is isolation.
And […]
And […]
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I was told to expect a cyberpunk dystopia, so no surprises there. But it's much brighter and hotter and people don't dress as well as I had been led to expect.
December 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I was told to expect a cyberpunk dystopia, so no surprises there. But it's much brighter and hotter and people don't dress as well as I had been led to expect.
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@astronomerritt/115672661875298047
Australian also. Mine is midnight blue with stars, @phononrain rotates between a massive Daiso number our son gave him and a couple of math and science themed ones.
This behaviour is practical - it prevents accidental beverage theft […]
Australian also. Mine is midnight blue with stars, @phononrain rotates between a massive Daiso number our son gave him and a couple of math and science themed ones.
This behaviour is practical - it prevents accidental beverage theft […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@astronomerritt/115672661875298047
Australian also. Mine is midnight blue with stars, @phononrain rotates between a massive Daiso number our son gave him and a couple of math and science themed ones.
This behaviour is practical - it prevents accidental beverage theft […]
Australian also. Mine is midnight blue with stars, @phononrain rotates between a massive Daiso number our son gave him and a couple of math and science themed ones.
This behaviour is practical - it prevents accidental beverage theft […]
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Unix - BSD developers : this code should run and be maintained as long as computers exist.
Linux - GNU dev : this code should run and be maintained as long as someone is willing to do the work
Consultant: this code should run until the end of my contract.
Enterprise grade B2B software : this […]
Linux - GNU dev : this code should run and be maintained as long as someone is willing to do the work
Consultant: this code should run until the end of my contract.
Enterprise grade B2B software : this […]
Original post on mamot.fr
mamot.fr
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Unix - BSD developers : this code should run and be maintained as long as computers exist.
Linux - GNU dev : this code should run and be maintained as long as someone is willing to do the work
Consultant: this code should run until the end of my contract.
Enterprise grade B2B software : this […]
Linux - GNU dev : this code should run and be maintained as long as someone is willing to do the work
Consultant: this code should run until the end of my contract.
Enterprise grade B2B software : this […]
Did we not have a war about this?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-12/no-scope-to-block-neo-nazis-registering-a-political-party-aus/106000692
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-12/no-scope-to-block-neo-nazis-registering-a-political-party-aus/106000692
'No scope' to block neo-Nazis from registering as federal political party
Members of the National Socialist Network, a group of neo-Nazis who promote deporting 'non-white' Australians, say they intend to register a political party.
www.abc.net.au
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Did we not have a war about this?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-12/no-scope-to-block-neo-nazis-registering-a-political-party-aus/106000692
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-12/no-scope-to-block-neo-nazis-registering-a-political-party-aus/106000692
When people tell you who you are, listen.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-09/neo-nazi-protest-nsw-parliament-house-police/105989586
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-09/neo-nazi-protest-nsw-parliament-house-police/105989586
Neo-Nazis 'spewing out hatred': NSW opposition
NSW Police should have gone to court to stop a neo-Nazi stunt outside Parliament House, Opposition Leader Mark Speakman says.
www.abc.net.au
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
When people tell you who you are, listen.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-09/neo-nazi-protest-nsw-parliament-house-police/105989586
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-09/neo-nazi-protest-nsw-parliament-house-police/105989586
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"I asked chatgpt and..." without wishing to be rude, I cannot now take anything else you say remotely seriously
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"I asked chatgpt and..." without wishing to be rude, I cannot now take anything else you say remotely seriously
Pinched from here: https://www.tumblr.com/nando161mando/792066131316850688/the-classic-xkcd-all-modern-digital
October 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Today is a GREAT day to clean your keyboard.
October 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Today is a GREAT day to clean your keyboard.
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This is extremely short notice, granted, but a Metafilter member has written code to help you save your Typepad blog before service shutdown (looks at calendar) TOMORROW. I just got the permission to share it yesterday, and it didn't sink in how close it was until just now
Honestly I don't know […]
Honestly I don't know […]
Original post on mefi.social
mefi.social
September 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is extremely short notice, granted, but a Metafilter member has written code to help you save your Typepad blog before service shutdown (looks at calendar) TOMORROW. I just got the permission to share it yesterday, and it didn't sink in how close it was until just now
Honestly I don't know […]
Honestly I don't know […]
About bloody time.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-21/australia-formally-recognises-state-of-palestine/105799238
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-21/australia-formally-recognises-state-of-palestine/105799238
September 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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hacker: i am spying on you through your webcam
linux user: omg you got it working?
linux user: omg you got it working?
July 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
hacker: i am spying on you through your webcam
linux user: omg you got it working?
linux user: omg you got it working?
Frankly, a miracle he made it that far.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-23/ozzy-osbourne-dies/104766804
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-23/ozzy-osbourne-dies/104766804
Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath frontman and reality TV star, dies aged 76
Described as one of the founders of heavy metal music, John Michael Osbourne was known for his incredible voice and charisma.
www.abc.net.au
July 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Frankly, a miracle he made it that far.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-23/ozzy-osbourne-dies/104766804
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07-23/ozzy-osbourne-dies/104766804
New Chapter is Live! When getting out and touching grass isn't enough, you gotta grab whoever is handy & take a day trip to the seaside. Sea! Sand! Fresh air! Mediocre cafe food! Half the fun is always the chat on the drive down, of course, & Amber and […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
July 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
New Chapter is Live! When getting out and touching grass isn't enough, you gotta grab whoever is handy & take a day trip to the seaside. Sea! Sand! Fresh air! Mediocre cafe food! Half the fun is always the chat on the drive down, of course, & Amber and […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
[Original post on mastodon.social]