Jill Ivey
@jillianivey.bsky.social
Teller of tales—mine and others'. Eater of foods—cooked and ordered. Yoga instructor. Phillies fan. Former Texan. She/her.
BUT…THE RULES. THEY WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME. #xpncountdown
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
BUT…THE RULES. THEY WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME. #xpncountdown
Did I just hear an unbleeped f-bomb? #xpncountdown
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Did I just hear an unbleeped f-bomb? #xpncountdown
You people are monsters. #xpncountdown
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You people are monsters. #xpncountdown
Did I just move a nonessential doctor’s appointment back by a week so it wouldn’t conflict with #xpncountdown?
Yes. Yes I did.
Yes. Yes I did.
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Did I just move a nonessential doctor’s appointment back by a week so it wouldn’t conflict with #xpncountdown?
Yes. Yes I did.
Yes. Yes I did.
Is “Jolene” the first repeat song to appear on the #xpncountdown?
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Is “Jolene” the first repeat song to appear on the #xpncountdown?
Oh hey! Come join this thing if you do PR for your group/org.
Doing your own PR? Got questions? BSR’s HELP US HELP YOU webinar all about PR for indie creatives and grassroots groups is back on Wed Dec 10 @ 6:30p ET on Zoom. PWYC tix starting at $1. www.eventbrite.com/e/help-us-he...
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Oh hey! Come join this thing if you do PR for your group/org.
“Somebody to Love” is a banger but it’s also definitely cheating. #xpncountdown
December 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Somebody to Love” is a banger but it’s also definitely cheating. #xpncountdown
Just what in the trip hop is this Cardigans cover of “Iron Man” that I’m grooving to in the CVS parking lot? #xpncountdown
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just what in the trip hop is this Cardigans cover of “Iron Man” that I’m grooving to in the CVS parking lot? #xpncountdown
This “Umbrella” cover has big wedding band vibes. #xpncountdown
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This “Umbrella” cover has big wedding band vibes. #xpncountdown
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
(I’m referring to #xpncountdown. What did you think I meant?)
(I’m referring to #xpncountdown. What did you think I meant?)
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
(I’m referring to #xpncountdown. What did you think I meant?)
(I’m referring to #xpncountdown. What did you think I meant?)
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Because we deserve to have a little fun sometimes, too: Seeking self-employed/flex-employed, Philly-area, TTRPG-playing parents who might be interested in a monthly or twice-monthly D&D game while the kids are at school/daycare.
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Because we deserve to have a little fun sometimes, too: Seeking self-employed/flex-employed, Philly-area, TTRPG-playing parents who might be interested in a monthly or twice-monthly D&D game while the kids are at school/daycare.
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The address to target is:
Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution
500 S. Buena Vista St.
Burbank, CA 91521-3515
Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution
500 S. Buena Vista St.
Burbank, CA 91521-3515
September 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The address to target is:
Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution
500 S. Buena Vista St.
Burbank, CA 91521-3515
Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution
500 S. Buena Vista St.
Burbank, CA 91521-3515
My Instagram algorithm:
Funny parenting observations
…
The downfall of civilization
…
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Which, honestly, is not that far from my reality.
Funny parenting observations
…
The downfall of civilization
…
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Which, honestly, is not that far from my reality.
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My Instagram algorithm:
Funny parenting observations
…
The downfall of civilization
…
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Which, honestly, is not that far from my reality.
Funny parenting observations
…
The downfall of civilization
…
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Which, honestly, is not that far from my reality.
This is an amazing story and tribute.
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This is an amazing story and tribute.
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"The monster wears your face"
July 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"The monster wears your face"
Tonight @rosscurrie.bsky.social had the misfortune of discovering that I still know the lyrics to the theme song of the short-lived, early-90s sitcom, “Hi Honey, I’m Home!”
I cannot be trusted to remember to take my medication without multiple reminders on my phone, but my brain held on to this.
I cannot be trusted to remember to take my medication without multiple reminders on my phone, but my brain held on to this.
a black and white photo of the words hi honey i 'm
ALT: a black and white photo of the words hi honey i 'm
media.tenor.com
July 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Tonight @rosscurrie.bsky.social had the misfortune of discovering that I still know the lyrics to the theme song of the short-lived, early-90s sitcom, “Hi Honey, I’m Home!”
I cannot be trusted to remember to take my medication without multiple reminders on my phone, but my brain held on to this.
I cannot be trusted to remember to take my medication without multiple reminders on my phone, but my brain held on to this.
This hour of #tbtxpn @wxpnfm.bsky.social has been good for my soul. I have so much love for my home state and I hate to see what’s been done (and is still being done) there.
July 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This hour of #tbtxpn @wxpnfm.bsky.social has been good for my soul. I have so much love for my home state and I hate to see what’s been done (and is still being done) there.
Further to my rant yesterday, here’s my first personal essay in a long while, about why I’m not going to be shoving America down my kid’s throat—and why that’s actually more patriotic than dressing him up in red, white, and blue for the Fourth. www.broadstreetreview.com/essays/in-to...
In today's America, parenting itself can be an act of patriotism.
As a kid, Jill Ivey loved donning American flag fashion for the Fourth of July. Today, with her own child born between two Trump administrations, she…
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July 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Further to my rant yesterday, here’s my first personal essay in a long while, about why I’m not going to be shoving America down my kid’s throat—and why that’s actually more patriotic than dressing him up in red, white, and blue for the Fourth. www.broadstreetreview.com/essays/in-to...
So, let me get this straight:
Trans people (specifically transwomen) are too strong to compete in women’s sports but not strong enough to serve in the military.
Our armed forces members are the pride of our nation, until they need support after discharge; then they’re freeloaders.
1/4
Trans people (specifically transwomen) are too strong to compete in women’s sports but not strong enough to serve in the military.
Our armed forces members are the pride of our nation, until they need support after discharge; then they’re freeloaders.
1/4
July 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
So, let me get this straight:
Trans people (specifically transwomen) are too strong to compete in women’s sports but not strong enough to serve in the military.
Our armed forces members are the pride of our nation, until they need support after discharge; then they’re freeloaders.
1/4
Trans people (specifically transwomen) are too strong to compete in women’s sports but not strong enough to serve in the military.
Our armed forces members are the pride of our nation, until they need support after discharge; then they’re freeloaders.
1/4
I’ve never been more ashamed of my alma mater. @upenn.edu, miss me with any future fundraising calls.
July 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’ve never been more ashamed of my alma mater. @upenn.edu, miss me with any future fundraising calls.
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> @rollingstone.com going with the #DearLeader subhed:
@rollingstone.com
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@rollingstone.com
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
June 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
> @rollingstone.com going with the #DearLeader subhed:
@rollingstone.com
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
@rollingstone.com
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Inject it into my veins.
June 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Inject it into my veins.