“My addiction to trolling lefties is being starved by the absence of lefties on the platform where trolling is most algorithmically rewarded.”

Guys science discovered this years ago it’s called jizz

“People repeatedly mispronouncing his name despite it being said and spelled out everywhere you look aren’t racist, they’re just very, very stupid.”

I was led to believe if low-wage employers paid their workers more they would all go out of business.

Crazy how it’s never the right time to defend trans people while also fighting many other battles.

100% chance he used ChatGPT to write this in the style of DJT.

It is…but you have to create an account (or sign into your expired one) in order to use the gift.

You almost just tempted me into giving Jeff Bezos money to see Pinker get dragged!

I need to apologize: I once had a rectal wart that became infected from the constant flow of bloody diarrhea I had at the time and then merged with a putrid clump of ingrown, shit-drenched, lice-infested taint hair. It scabbed over and I dug it out with a tweezers and it became Steven Miller.

Incredible that the argument seems to be essentially “the GOP has had huge political success by becoming a radical far-right extremist party that is hurting all the causes I believe in and the only way we can win again is by becoming more moderate.”

That’s a funny way of saying their computer girlfriend stole Slack.