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Jim Dorrian
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I have 5 grand-kids. Each time one was born, I set up an email address for them. I send them random emails of things they did or said, special occasions like birthdays, etc. Things that would be forgotten in time. When they're 18, I'll give them their email address and password.
April 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Imagine if you took £300,000 in Benefit loans from the Government.

Then went bankrupt owing HMRC £600,000 and didn't pay a penny.

Disgraceful, you'd be in jail and on the front page of the Daily Mail.

Or you could be Rishi Sunak's wife and be immune to consequences.
March 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
February 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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My wife's very attractive friend messaged me to over to help with some DIY, while my wife was away and obviously in secret. Genuinely thought this was an affair so took a Viagra before I went. Absolutely wasn't and spent four hours building IKEA cabinets with an erection.
February 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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A reminder to everyone, the French spend 30% more than us on their NHS per person, and the Germans 50% more.

The NHS is underfunded.
February 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I sometimes slice an entire Soreen malt loaf lengthways, add peanut butter and eat it like a sandwich.
February 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Only the richest 4% of people pay Inheritance Tax.

Only the richest 1.5% of farmers will pay HALF Inheritance Tax spread over 10 years.

This is a protest funded by the obscenely wealthy who want to pay no tax at all.
February 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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These people on benefits need to stop taking the mickey.

This one has a helicopter, 2 pilots, 3 bodyguards and 2 people just to salute him.

What an arsehole wasting all our money
February 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Baroness Charlotte Owen's supposedly can’t be discussed in the press because of a super injunction.

The only reason for a super injunction would be because she is in fact Johnson’s daughter.

She and all the other unqualified grifters need to be kicked out of the House of Lords
January 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 7:41 AM
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The only thing that Capitalism ever made was greedy billionaires who want to own everything and bankrupt everyone.

Everything else was done by the workers.

Duh!
December 16, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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1. FC Nürnberg‘s ultras with a message towards the German FA (DFB) re their vote in favor of holding the 2034 World Cup in Saudi Arabia:

“You voted for Saudi Arabia yesterday and already ordering the One Love armband tomorrow? Your spine is exactly as flexible as your morals!”
December 15, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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All the best in your retirement big guy! #Klavan #LFC
a soccer player in a red jersey is standing on a soccer field .
Alt: a soccer player in a red jersey is standing on a soccer field .
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December 11, 2024 at 10:42 PM