jimburd.bsky.social
@jimburd.bsky.social
An iron-fisted champion
An iron-willed fuck-up
I feel like Christmas used to be a lot more staticy, like in not getting shocked nearly as much as 10 year old me did, whose fault is this?
December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I have never met a person who has opinions about seed oils and who is also normal.
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This looks so bad I'm not sure I actually like movies anymore.
Animal Farm | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 1 | Angel
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December 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I have so many questions about Boss Baby lore.
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Every year I want something new from my younger cousins, this year I've learned there is a Boss Baby TV show with 4 seasons. Jesus wept.
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My biggest concern about them bringing Scrubs back is that I'm going to go back and watch old Scrubs and what if old Scrubs actually sucked? I don't think I'd be able to handle that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Some of the Mobile Suits in the Gundam series sound like slurs. Someone's drunk uncle has complained about all the Gelgoogs at Thanksgiving.
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This might be controversial, but it makes me uncomfortable when people call Hot Dogs "Glizzys".
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I have never seen a child interact with a toy Christmas train where the interaction didn't end with the child having an absolute breakdown.
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Is Pinhead a gooner?
October 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Honestly, I feel like if Andrew WK came back the world would start healing.
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'm in an Uber and the driver is playing some awful country song and even the singer sounds like he's bored while singing the song.
October 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Just saw a kid doing a full on Parks and Rec to a water fountain
October 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I don't trust people who can just lay down and fall asleep, if you don't spend at least an hour recounting every mistake you've ever made you're a psychopath.
October 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Reposted
not sure when it happened exactly but it seems like all the men my age suddenly got really into fashion. not me though. all my clothes come from the vans store and i doubt that will change any time soon.
October 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It breaks my heart knowing the majority of the world will never experience the abject joy of biting into a Taylor Ham sandwich.
October 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Honestly the main reason I'm anti generative AI(beyond it being creatively bankrupt) is that it's making captcha's too annoying.
October 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The entirety of Jaws that takes place on The Orca is an archetypical dudes being dudes movie.
September 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My favorite character in Jaws is the little old dude who follows Quint out of the city council meeting.
September 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I think if I could go back in time and change anything about my life I'd probably give myself the ability to do a perfect kickflip. Being able to do a perfect kickflip would improve my life in every conceivable manner.
September 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Got a very dirty look this weekend when I ordered my sandwich as a Taylor Ham instead of Pork Roll, I'm sorry I'm no good at code switching.
September 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Going to every stop on a band's tour not for the music, but to practice my between the band banter.
September 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Speaking of Alien Resurrection, it's not 1:1 but the crew of The Betty is clearly a prototype for the Firefly crew.
August 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM