@jiminny-cricket.bsky.social
Too tipsy off red wine, steak, and potatoes to text coherently.
This skeet in particular took me longer than it should have because i keep butterfingering my way through
This skeet in particular took me longer than it should have because i keep butterfingering my way through
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Too tipsy off red wine, steak, and potatoes to text coherently.
This skeet in particular took me longer than it should have because i keep butterfingering my way through
This skeet in particular took me longer than it should have because i keep butterfingering my way through
The tina,
The liquor,
The coke
Bitch i needed the smoke
The tina,
The liquor,
The coke
Bitch i needed the smoke
The liquor,
The coke
Bitch i needed the smoke
The tina,
The liquor,
The coke
Bitch i needed the smoke
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The tina,
The liquor,
The coke
Bitch i needed the smoke
The tina,
The liquor,
The coke
Bitch i needed the smoke
The liquor,
The coke
Bitch i needed the smoke
The tina,
The liquor,
The coke
Bitch i needed the smoke
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This spread just called me a hard “r”
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This spread just called me a hard “r”
The way I want to write a true crime/thriller version of the aftermath of wicked because the tin man should not have scared me as much as he did. Absolutely terrifying!
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The way I want to write a true crime/thriller version of the aftermath of wicked because the tin man should not have scared me as much as he did. Absolutely terrifying!
So I saw the Erika Kirk/JD Vance photo…and it’s given me like 2 big questions I need answered.
1. JD Vance converted to Catholicism, so isn’t divorce (if that is where this is headed. Which from the looks of that photo and how he has been talking cash shit about her and her family…
1. JD Vance converted to Catholicism, so isn’t divorce (if that is where this is headed. Which from the looks of that photo and how he has been talking cash shit about her and her family…
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So I saw the Erika Kirk/JD Vance photo…and it’s given me like 2 big questions I need answered.
1. JD Vance converted to Catholicism, so isn’t divorce (if that is where this is headed. Which from the looks of that photo and how he has been talking cash shit about her and her family…
1. JD Vance converted to Catholicism, so isn’t divorce (if that is where this is headed. Which from the looks of that photo and how he has been talking cash shit about her and her family…
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
A older man just came in and asked me if we had carbon paper. And an older woman just gave a coworker some butterscotch lifesavers. I’ve never felt more washed in my life
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A older man just came in and asked me if we had carbon paper. And an older woman just gave a coworker some butterscotch lifesavers. I’ve never felt more washed in my life
Watching Bondi at the Oversight Hearing, watching her flip through her jansport binder to read her prepared statements and shitty little quips all while not answering any of the fucking questions actively pisses me off. This admin is such a fucking joke!
October 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Watching Bondi at the Oversight Hearing, watching her flip through her jansport binder to read her prepared statements and shitty little quips all while not answering any of the fucking questions actively pisses me off. This admin is such a fucking joke!
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
Yt women are about to run that TS song “Cancelled” into the ground.
October 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Yt women are about to run that TS song “Cancelled” into the ground.
Things I’m not gonna do: the age assurance bullshit. I already have to live in this fuck ass heart shaped state. Y’all can eat a bag of uncircumcised donkey dicks before I give y’all my id to have access to everything. Ain’t nothing that fucking important
September 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Things I’m not gonna do: the age assurance bullshit. I already have to live in this fuck ass heart shaped state. Y’all can eat a bag of uncircumcised donkey dicks before I give y’all my id to have access to everything. Ain’t nothing that fucking important
The only thing AI is good for is teaching people how to be descriptive. Just saw a prompt for that Ghostface Trend (which is nothing more than people being too lazy to photoshop) and it was just a paragraph of overly flowery adjectives and nouns.
September 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The only thing AI is good for is teaching people how to be descriptive. Just saw a prompt for that Ghostface Trend (which is nothing more than people being too lazy to photoshop) and it was just a paragraph of overly flowery adjectives and nouns.
Watching yt women hoard body washes/scrubs/oils/lotions/perfumes knowing that most of them didn’t start washing their legs until after 2020 is crazy. Imagine doing all this and on top of that using Bath and Body wash lotion, which is just nicely scented Queen Helene to me.
September 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Watching yt women hoard body washes/scrubs/oils/lotions/perfumes knowing that most of them didn’t start washing their legs until after 2020 is crazy. Imagine doing all this and on top of that using Bath and Body wash lotion, which is just nicely scented Queen Helene to me.
The fact that the FBI didn’t use a single meme or react emoji in those Charlie Kirk shooter text messages shows that it was written by a 55 yr old white man with no kids. It’s kinda embarrassing
September 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The fact that the FBI didn’t use a single meme or react emoji in those Charlie Kirk shooter text messages shows that it was written by a 55 yr old white man with no kids. It’s kinda embarrassing
Imagine going back in time and telling past presidents and vice presidents that in 2025, not on will America be crumbling but also that our VP has done nothing but vacation and then took over a deceased man’s video podcast.
After they learn what a podcast was, they would be appalled for sure
After they learn what a podcast was, they would be appalled for sure
September 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Imagine going back in time and telling past presidents and vice presidents that in 2025, not on will America be crumbling but also that our VP has done nothing but vacation and then took over a deceased man’s video podcast.
After they learn what a podcast was, they would be appalled for sure
After they learn what a podcast was, they would be appalled for sure
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
The fact that I am not laid up somewhere, hair bigger than the sun, clothes skimpier than meat on a chipotle bowl, with a coffee in one hand, and a book in the other looking out a window at people passing by before I go to have lunch, is crazy.
August 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The fact that I am not laid up somewhere, hair bigger than the sun, clothes skimpier than meat on a chipotle bowl, with a coffee in one hand, and a book in the other looking out a window at people passing by before I go to have lunch, is crazy.
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All the cities that Trump is sending militarized police to are cities with large marginalized populations. You send ICE to LA because there's a lot of Latinx folks here. You send National Guard to DC because it's a 40% Black area.
August 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
All the cities that Trump is sending militarized police to are cities with large marginalized populations. You send ICE to LA because there's a lot of Latinx folks here. You send National Guard to DC because it's a 40% Black area.
We got 4 months left of this year, and I am just now realizing I haven’t had a fresh set of nails since midsummer 2024 I think.
I lied.
Just looked at my photos. It was fucking February!!!!! Life has been so off I haven’t even sat down to do the one thing I love…wear a cute nail
I lied.
Just looked at my photos. It was fucking February!!!!! Life has been so off I haven’t even sat down to do the one thing I love…wear a cute nail
August 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We got 4 months left of this year, and I am just now realizing I haven’t had a fresh set of nails since midsummer 2024 I think.
I lied.
Just looked at my photos. It was fucking February!!!!! Life has been so off I haven’t even sat down to do the one thing I love…wear a cute nail
I lied.
Just looked at my photos. It was fucking February!!!!! Life has been so off I haven’t even sat down to do the one thing I love…wear a cute nail
The “date the swift lady to marry a Half Black Woman” pipeline is growing because I just learned who Calvin Harris’ wife is. Now at the moment, all we got is scatter plots but if one of her other exes pops up with a caramel colored women, I’m drawing some conclusions somewhere
August 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The “date the swift lady to marry a Half Black Woman” pipeline is growing because I just learned who Calvin Harris’ wife is. Now at the moment, all we got is scatter plots but if one of her other exes pops up with a caramel colored women, I’m drawing some conclusions somewhere
I bruised my plum.
I bruised my plum so bad that I’m scared to eat it.
I — a grown woman — sit here about to cry over an extremely bruised plum that was already too ripe for me to eat to begin with. But I was willing to push through that.
Now?
Now I’m shaking like a child over stone fruit
I bruised my plum so bad that I’m scared to eat it.
I — a grown woman — sit here about to cry over an extremely bruised plum that was already too ripe for me to eat to begin with. But I was willing to push through that.
Now?
Now I’m shaking like a child over stone fruit
August 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I bruised my plum.
I bruised my plum so bad that I’m scared to eat it.
I — a grown woman — sit here about to cry over an extremely bruised plum that was already too ripe for me to eat to begin with. But I was willing to push through that.
Now?
Now I’m shaking like a child over stone fruit
I bruised my plum so bad that I’m scared to eat it.
I — a grown woman — sit here about to cry over an extremely bruised plum that was already too ripe for me to eat to begin with. But I was willing to push through that.
Now?
Now I’m shaking like a child over stone fruit
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Lee Zeldin, Trump’s EPA chief, plans to revoke the 2009 “endangerment finding”, the EPA’s legal basis for regulating climate pollution. This isn’t rollback. It’s sabotage. Without it, the EPA can’t limit emissions from cars, power plants, or industry. Decades of progress gone.
EPA Releases Proposal to Rescind Obama-Era Endangerment Finding, Regulations that Paved the Way for Electric Vehicle Mandates | US EPA
The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Administrator Lee Zeldin released the agency’s proposal to rescind the 2009 Endangerment Finding, which has been used to justify over $1 trillion in regu...
www.epa.gov
July 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Lee Zeldin, Trump’s EPA chief, plans to revoke the 2009 “endangerment finding”, the EPA’s legal basis for regulating climate pollution. This isn’t rollback. It’s sabotage. Without it, the EPA can’t limit emissions from cars, power plants, or industry. Decades of progress gone.
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✅ Cut funding to meteorology sciences.
✅ Deny climate change
✅ Claim it was weather manipulation
✅ Deny climate change
✅ Claim it was weather manipulation
July 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
✅ Cut funding to meteorology sciences.
✅ Deny climate change
✅ Claim it was weather manipulation
✅ Deny climate change
✅ Claim it was weather manipulation
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Yall I say this in love … I don’t care if Trump is smart or not
He’s a deplorable human being
I care that it’s being directed at a target that matches his historic pattern and ours
Of mistaking mockery for a real plan of resistance
At the expense of the least protected
He’s a deplorable human being
I care that it’s being directed at a target that matches his historic pattern and ours
Of mistaking mockery for a real plan of resistance
At the expense of the least protected
July 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Yall I say this in love … I don’t care if Trump is smart or not
He’s a deplorable human being
I care that it’s being directed at a target that matches his historic pattern and ours
Of mistaking mockery for a real plan of resistance
At the expense of the least protected
He’s a deplorable human being
I care that it’s being directed at a target that matches his historic pattern and ours
Of mistaking mockery for a real plan of resistance
At the expense of the least protected
The people on #bb27 saying there are floaters when it’s only been like 5-6 days. No one has even been evicted yet. Like save that for week 3 at least.
Y’all not even a full week in. Just 6% of the time marked off and y’all saying “too many floaters” please be serious. Such an unserious cast
Y’all not even a full week in. Just 6% of the time marked off and y’all saying “too many floaters” please be serious. Such an unserious cast
July 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The people on #bb27 saying there are floaters when it’s only been like 5-6 days. No one has even been evicted yet. Like save that for week 3 at least.
Y’all not even a full week in. Just 6% of the time marked off and y’all saying “too many floaters” please be serious. Such an unserious cast
Y’all not even a full week in. Just 6% of the time marked off and y’all saying “too many floaters” please be serious. Such an unserious cast