Jimmy
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Jimmy
@jimmyglenn.bsky.social
Screaming into the void.
My Apple watch is old and doesn’t really passively track anything anymore.

Once a week it’s like:

“Your Resting Heart Rate: IDK bro… 60-70ish??? Does that seem normal to you? You’re probably fine. Stop worrying so much. Stress is the real killer.”
June 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Many cultures around the world have a legend of a Bon Jovi-like figure.
Germans know him as Guten Joven;
in Brazil he is Bom João
July 3, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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July 5, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Playing Super Mario Bros. Deluxe 2 player with my 5-year-old son is my personal The Last of Us.
May 14, 2023 at 4:21 PM
My 5-year old walks into the bathroom:

“EWW Daddy did you fart?”

Me literally sitting on the toilet.

“I’m pooping.”

“You’re disgusting.”
May 12, 2023 at 12:58 PM
My 5-year-old son just asked me a question and said “reply in the comments.”

He’s probably watching an appropriate amount of YouTube.
May 12, 2023 at 1:45 AM