bannon has reached that elusive status where he cannot be despised more.
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
bannon has reached that elusive status where he cannot be despised more.
just remember to slow down right before you turn
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
just remember to slow down right before you turn
one should never skimp by paying for a reputed botched surgery. spend the extra money to get one that's freshly puted.
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
one should never skimp by paying for a reputed botched surgery. spend the extra money to get one that's freshly puted.
it won't be true for certain till he ends history next year.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
it won't be true for certain till he ends history next year.
if you notice you're dead, it could be a symptom of illness.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
if you notice you're dead, it could be a symptom of illness.
you're telling ME! we ran out of mashed potatoes.
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
you're telling ME! we ran out of mashed potatoes.
and get rid of yellow lights. they slow down the crashes.
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
and get rid of yellow lights. they slow down the crashes.
we were lost in a snow storm so I ate the vegetarians. the turkeys were smart enough not to act lost.
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
we were lost in a snow storm so I ate the vegetarians. the turkeys were smart enough not to act lost.
it's not the thighs of your turkey that matters...
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
it's not the thighs of your turkey that matters...
the CIA took me as soon as i was born. my mother couldn't remember the name of the magic gnome who recruited me, so i spent years traipsing around the globe killing people before retiring at age seven. i have to say, though, i really miss traipsing.
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
the CIA took me as soon as i was born. my mother couldn't remember the name of the magic gnome who recruited me, so i spent years traipsing around the globe killing people before retiring at age seven. i have to say, though, i really miss traipsing.
helpful hint: it's the same pain pill that's superior when you haven't had surgery. so try them all out in your spare time. it's much harder to choose wisely when you're in pain.
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
helpful hint: it's the same pain pill that's superior when you haven't had surgery. so try them all out in your spare time. it's much harder to choose wisely when you're in pain.
at the dawn of man, i said, "man, close the blinds." it was so long ago, they were phoenician blinds.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
at the dawn of man, i said, "man, close the blinds." it was so long ago, they were phoenician blinds.
We can all give thanks that prices are down
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We can all give thanks that prices are down
I like to host the party. I wait till everyone is comfortable and then I kick myself out.
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I like to host the party. I wait till everyone is comfortable and then I kick myself out.
2 hours should be enough time to kill.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
2 hours should be enough time to kill.
i'm still recovering from trump's chocolate river.
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i'm still recovering from trump's chocolate river.
if you threaten to kill people with hyperbole, and if then they die of hyperbole, the police will be all over you (not literally).
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
if you threaten to kill people with hyperbole, and if then they die of hyperbole, the police will be all over you (not literally).
never take your meds on an empty stomach. first have some meds.
always wash your meds down with a large glass of meds.
make this a routine. never get up for work.
always wash your meds down with a large glass of meds.
make this a routine. never get up for work.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
never take your meds on an empty stomach. first have some meds.
always wash your meds down with a large glass of meds.
make this a routine. never get up for work.
always wash your meds down with a large glass of meds.
make this a routine. never get up for work.
her big break was covering trump's 2015-16 campaign.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
her big break was covering trump's 2015-16 campaign.
I don't need a cup. I'll wear it home.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don't need a cup. I'll wear it home.
I think this is his admission that he took all the country's money to the casino and lost it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I think this is his admission that he took all the country's money to the casino and lost it.
apparently the gentlemen stand in a circle
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
apparently the gentlemen stand in a circle
gold bathrooms ain't cheap.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
gold bathrooms ain't cheap.