remember, team, there's no "i" in "illiterate."
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
remember, team, there's no "i" in "illiterate."
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I’ve never exfoliated. I like to keep my foliage close.
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’ve never exfoliated. I like to keep my foliage close.
United, I stand. Divided, that hurts.
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
United, I stand. Divided, that hurts.
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Panko crusted my grandfather’s Buick LeSabre
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Panko crusted my grandfather’s Buick LeSabre
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this season of my life has a different amount of naked barbies in it than i had planned
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
this season of my life has a different amount of naked barbies in it than i had planned
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So, I just thought “I wish I had like 4 cookies” and on second thought, I wish I had 5 cookies.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
So, I just thought “I wish I had like 4 cookies” and on second thought, I wish I had 5 cookies.
No man is an igloo.
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
No man is an igloo.
Experts determine Measles not eliminated, can represent USA in upcoming Measlympics
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Experts determine Measles not eliminated, can represent USA in upcoming Measlympics
No, officer, I cannot account for my whereabouts at any time after birth.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
No, officer, I cannot account for my whereabouts at any time after birth.
the government was set to release the Epstein files today but was shocked to find they had committed suicide in their file drawer. there was no evidence of foul play.
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the government was set to release the Epstein files today but was shocked to find they had committed suicide in their file drawer. there was no evidence of foul play.
this is why the example we set for octopuses is so crucial
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
this is why the example we set for octopuses is so crucial
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In heaven, I'll always have something to blow my nose into.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
In heaven, I'll always have something to blow my nose into.
I had a message but I left it in my other pants when they went through the wash. Now I have no idea what my message was.
I hope the Democrats can learn from this.
I hope the Democrats can learn from this.
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I had a message but I left it in my other pants when they went through the wash. Now I have no idea what my message was.
I hope the Democrats can learn from this.
I hope the Democrats can learn from this.
my lung's too short to smoke with god.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
my lung's too short to smoke with god.
I remember after my mother died I attended a seance. I was in the dark holding hands when the police burst in and confiscated them as evidence.
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I remember after my mother died I attended a seance. I was in the dark holding hands when the police burst in and confiscated them as evidence.
ICE agents in unmarked vans with darkened windows were seen parked in the surf at Normandy. An anonymous tipster had informed ICE that the continent is filled with potential immigrants.
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
ICE agents in unmarked vans with darkened windows were seen parked in the surf at Normandy. An anonymous tipster had informed ICE that the continent is filled with potential immigrants.
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I tried to vote for trump today but the Nobel prize committee started blocking my calls.
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I tried to vote for trump today but the Nobel prize committee started blocking my calls.
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As we hit Day 31 of this Republican government shutdown, I wanted to put a few websites here that can serve as resources (some of which are regionally specific) to those in need and those who want to help:
feedingamerica.org/find…
cityharvest.org
foodrecoverynetwork.org
feedingamerica.org/find…
cityharvest.org
foodrecoverynetwork.org
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
As we hit Day 31 of this Republican government shutdown, I wanted to put a few websites here that can serve as resources (some of which are regionally specific) to those in need and those who want to help:
feedingamerica.org/find…
cityharvest.org
foodrecoverynetwork.org
feedingamerica.org/find…
cityharvest.org
foodrecoverynetwork.org
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Unfettered free market enthusiasts trying to explain why this restriction by the state is obviously fine and good
November 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Unfettered free market enthusiasts trying to explain why this restriction by the state is obviously fine and good
"Now you have an extra hour," they said to the man on death row.
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"Now you have an extra hour," they said to the man on death row.
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i’ve just eaten what can only be described as lunch
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i’ve just eaten what can only be described as lunch
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I, too, am looking for the old woman who will speak to me of my fate upon looking at the scar where the wolf bit me
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I, too, am looking for the old woman who will speak to me of my fate upon looking at the scar where the wolf bit me
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People assume all boomers are fat cats living on big pensions watching Fox. Look at the stats on NoKings day, the over 65 demo was the biggest group. Yes, we lived in better times and we’re pissed about how the 🍊💩 destroyed it. Stop age profiling.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
People assume all boomers are fat cats living on big pensions watching Fox. Look at the stats on NoKings day, the over 65 demo was the biggest group. Yes, we lived in better times and we’re pissed about how the 🍊💩 destroyed it. Stop age profiling.
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The US can be affordable if you take flights at odd hours with a layover in a Sudanese prison.
So if you DO decide to visit us here in the US, please bring food.
So if you DO decide to visit us here in the US, please bring food.
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The US can be affordable if you take flights at odd hours with a layover in a Sudanese prison.
So if you DO decide to visit us here in the US, please bring food.
So if you DO decide to visit us here in the US, please bring food.
Now that I have no money for food, I'm looking for help from anyone who tastes good.
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Now that I have no money for food, I'm looking for help from anyone who tastes good.