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Long Dead Sam Sluggington 💀🎃 @billyr.bsky.social · 14h

i wish i was a little bit fatter
i wish i had some batter
i wish i had charcuterie displayed on a platter

BooberryBlaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 17m

I don’t know if I’m mad at diabetes or blood sugar as a concept. Maybe I don’t like having a broken pancreas. Dunno. I’m mad but not at anyone.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 6h

kid rock as porta potties: thread

Kid Rock wearing pink and looking stupid.

A porta potty that matches the pink of his ugly ass shirt.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 7h

It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 8h

American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 6h

Somewhere, Kid Rock, if lucid, is sadder. And so, good night.

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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 1d

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Commissioner Bloops @sidayshon.bsky.social · 7h

Circumcision and autism is just another way for these shitbirds to take away focus from autistic women...again...as they always have

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 7h

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

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BooberryBlaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 7h

Oh! For the first time maybe ever I wished I had a kid, but that’s more about me noticing I have a lot of empty boxes and tinfoil, but no small child that wants to go trick or treating with a robot. So I don’t want a kid as much as an excuse.

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BooberryBlaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 7h

1) don’t drive 2)that’s the only restriction

BooberryBlaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 7h

I just think of it as weed juice. For a couple of years after decriminalization I was all edibles, but I think once I quit analog cigarettes (for nicotine juice vapor) I was ok swapping over to weed juice too.

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BooberryBlaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 7h

Big if true, but easier to explain the dimensions of unusual shapes if false.

Lanrick Bennett @lanrickbennett.bsky.social · 8h

PSA: Humans do not have three arms.

Be careful with what you share #AISlop is a real issue - vt.tiktok.com/ZSUBPAsCK/

Cc: @socialmedialab.ca

Jenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social · 9h

Seems like they are going after reporters who are women. They hit one w/pepper spray ammo in her car, the WGN reporter and now this.

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BooberryBlaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 8h

Ok, I was really mad & was going to post about how unfairly close these colors are, but with like, minimal lighting you can clearly tell them apart. Also the strain names are written on the front. So I guess I’m just showing off pictures of some of my weed.

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BooberryBlaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 8h

I had the same thought, but since he’s trending we will get to read a lot of good jokes, and he still won’t be able to.

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BooberryBlaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 8h

Might add them to my nephew’s playlist tomorrow.

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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 10h

Imagine looking like Kid Rock and talking about how other people look stupid.
Motherfucker, you look like a Will Ferrell character

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 9h

gotta hand it to him, Kid Rock complaining about the way other people look is extremely funny

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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BooberryBlaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 8h

It would probably be both weird and pointless to text somebody that you can’t remember what you were about to text them, huh? Like telling the person who answered the phone that you can’t remember why you called, but with typing

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BooberryBlaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 9h

Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I was way more invested when I misread that as calzone. Because it’s a good question!

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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 11h

Release the Epstein Files.

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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 MCAtlanta! @gremlin.world · 5d

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

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Cogito, ergo cum @buckshot.bsky.social · 1d

Me to transphobes who rant about “mutilation”: Kay, now do circumcision.

RFK opens his orange maw:

Me: wait no not like that.

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Pride Was A Riot, Sacramento @pridewasariot.bsky.social · 19h

Now with #AltText

A black background has white text at the top that says “amphifa.” Two flags over each other, common antifa flags, have a black flag and a green one. An image of a green frog facing left with a blue ascot sits on the black flag. Circling the flags is the text, “amphibians against fascism.”

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BooberryBlaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 10h

Threw on a sweater for the first time this season. It was the perfect weight and I was exactly the right temperature to walk around outside. Then as soon as I got home I couldn’t wait to put on any other shirt. No fucking thank you, sweater!

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Kassandra @kasst.bsky.social · 13h

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