Jimmy Pete
@jimmypete.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, pilot, tinker.
No doubt with zero penalties for violation
December 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
No doubt with zero penalties for violation
Grocery Battleship
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Grocery Battleship
Everyone who obstructs joins the conspiracy
December 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Everyone who obstructs joins the conspiracy
Everyone covering it up has joined the conspiracy
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Everyone covering it up has joined the conspiracy
So the Walton family gets a windfall and the American consumers who actually paid get zero. Sounds like another Trump billionaire cash grab grift.
December 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So the Walton family gets a windfall and the American consumers who actually paid get zero. Sounds like another Trump billionaire cash grab grift.
What's the penalty for not obeying it?
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
What's the penalty for not obeying it?
Who is fake Melania?
December 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Who is fake Melania?
Really looking forward to seeing the vids you've FOIAd. I think you're gonna win the expedited release. Judges are sick of his shit.
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Really looking forward to seeing the vids you've FOIAd. I think you're gonna win the expedited release. Judges are sick of his shit.
RFK Jr isn't even qualified to be a quack
December 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
RFK Jr isn't even qualified to be a quack
Where are these magical drugs of which he speaks?
December 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Where are these magical drugs of which he speaks?
It means CVS gives us five bucks every time we get a prescription filled.
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It means CVS gives us five bucks every time we get a prescription filled.
Because 33 other countries are better investments.
December 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Because 33 other countries are better investments.
But wait, there's more! The first hundred callers get TWO penises and a large testicle PLUS we'll throw in a pair of Mar A Lago Lips absolutely FREE!
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
But wait, there's more! The first hundred callers get TWO penises and a large testicle PLUS we'll throw in a pair of Mar A Lago Lips absolutely FREE!
Would you like testicles with that?
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Would you like testicles with that?
Waiting for her trans awareness documentary 😂 😂 😂
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Waiting for her trans awareness documentary 😂 😂 😂
Oil companies are subsidized by the US Navy
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Oil companies are subsidized by the US Navy
She meant stretch, not term.
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
She meant stretch, not term.
Who plays Fake Melania?
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Who plays Fake Melania?
MAGA won't give Democrats credit unless there is a full month of panic first.
December 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
MAGA won't give Democrats credit unless there is a full month of panic first.
He will be disappointed with the ratings.
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
He will be disappointed with the ratings.
Stop the paychecks if he ain't working
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Stop the paychecks if he ain't working