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Jimmy Pete
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Comedian, writer, pilot, tinker.
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That's the Leaning Tower of Treason's go-to plan after each mass shooting. Traitor Trump is vile.
December 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I'm not an expert but seems like not going to jail might be a benefit.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/h...
Review of Medical Cannabis Use Finds Little Evidence of Benefit
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Trump's selling out US National Security to China, the Nvidia H200 is a high performance AI Chip with strict US export control powerful enough to be used for military purposes.

It's like giving the edge you have over your enemy to your enemy.

America first!
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Sounds about right
My bet, based largely on the sudden posting of promotional materials for vendors of cannabis products on Trump's Truth Social account over the last six months, is that Trump and his children and members of his entourage, have made substantial investments in cannabis companies in the last few months.
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Republicans claim they're the free market party as their Grifter King David Dennison sticks his nose in deals, shakes down CEOs, and throws tariff taxes around on personal whims and grievances.
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
King David Dennison should have those cognitive tests memorized by now 😂 😂 😂
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Quite an announcement video from @crockett.house.gov www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...
Jasmine for Texas
YouTube video by Jasmine Crockett
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Illegal under Geneva Convention
This will go down in history as one of the most disgusting photographs ever taken.
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So how far is the distance between unlawfully acting as prosecuting attorney and impersonating a government official?
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
King David Dennison shall reveal His Royal Majesty's Golden Concept of a Ukrainian Peace Plan in two weeks.
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Seems like anyone who covers up for a crime ring, even after the fact, could be considered a member of that crime ring.
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
America has turned into a giant payday loan joint run by the president of a homeowner's association.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Have no fear! Very soon King David Dennison will fix the entire economy with one stroke of his Sharpie!
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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I will never stop translating these videos. My heart breaks over what these elderly people have gone through and are still going through because of Russia.

Liudmyla’s story is just one of hundreds of thousands. That’s how many internally displaced people are now living in the Sumy region⤵️
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Reporters must stop accepting this. Options:

-Laughing at him. Long and hard (combine with others)
-"It's your job to be informed"
-"How can Americans take you seriously when you always claim ignorance?"
-"I've never heard a speaker claim ignorance so often"
-"Nancy Pelosi knew what was happening"
Q: Just last week a minister was shot directly in the face with a pepper round by a DHS agent that left his face bloodied. Are you concerned that this is a religious freedom issue?

MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Still waiting on Alcatraz to be reopened 😂 😂 😂
October 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
President David Dennison wants the biggest 747 because he thinks bigger is better. Actually the smaller 747 was chosen on purpose because it flies higher and faster than the bigger models, and has the flexibility to take off and land at more airports.
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Release Jack Smith's January 6th files.
October 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Average building cost in America is $150 per square foot. The new White House ballroom is costing $3333 per square foot, which is 22 times the average cost.
October 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Don't need bugs when Tulsi submits the daily briefings.
October 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
People, please. President David Dennison tore down the east wing of the White House for US. He did it so Melania won't be able to set up her gaudy fooking Christmas decorations this year. Chill.
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Has anyone checked to see if the White House demolition project has a permit?
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Due process is abandoned, masked thugs kidnap citizens off the street, the government is shut, the White House is being torn down, we've surrendered our War on Cancer, the food pantry line in my hometown is three blocks long, but things are looking great because the Oval Office is gilded with gold!
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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"Incontinent US President publishes video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on his people from a plane" is a scenario you would have had a hard time selling as the most dystopian satire only 20 years ago.
October 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Imagine thinking they ever cared about debt, fraud, waste, abuse, or anything of the sort. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM