Jimmy
@jimmytheclaret.bsky.social
2 Truths and a Lie: FPL Expert, Burnley fan, once Bench Boosted for 5 points
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Enzo Blank, Anthony outscored him over the last 4 GW's
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Enzo Blank, Anthony outscored him over the last 4 GW's
Original prediction was from GW8
I 8
I am eating
I will eat
I 8
I am eating
I will eat
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Original prediction was from GW8
I 8
I am eating
I will eat
I 8
I am eating
I will eat
Not going to lie, I'm absolutely buzzing for Scream 7. 5 was great, 6 was good fun, really looking forward to this. The idea of a Scare House BnB is spot on and Screams thing, at least recently, is people fighting back so bringing Sydney back works for me
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Not going to lie, I'm absolutely buzzing for Scream 7. 5 was great, 6 was good fun, really looking forward to this. The idea of a Scare House BnB is spot on and Screams thing, at least recently, is people fighting back so bringing Sydney back works for me
Sold João Pedro after months of blanks
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sold João Pedro after months of blanks
Three 🍦moves
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
November 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Three 🍦moves
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
Three 🍦moves
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
November 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Three 🍦moves
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
Red arrow, who gives a f*ck, we are Burnley and we're staying up
October 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Red arrow, who gives a f*ck, we are Burnley and we're staying up
Not to kick a t am when they're down but Wolves had the worst goalkeeping I've seen from anyone not called Meslier
October 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Not to kick a t am when they're down but Wolves had the worst goalkeeping I've seen from anyone not called Meslier
Reposted by Jimmy
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Kompany era squad would have crumpled like a pensioners hip. Parker has installed a steel mentality in this team
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The Kompany era squad would have crumpled like a pensioners hip. Parker has installed a steel mentality in this team
Week one, the prophecy holds
Anthony will be a better value pick over the next 4 than Enzo
October 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Week one, the prophecy holds
Anthony will be a better value pick over the next 4 than Enzo
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Anthony will be a better value pick over the next 4 than Enzo
The number '0' was invented by genius mathematician al-Khwarizmi so he could describe how many points Wolves will get this weekend
October 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The number '0' was invented by genius mathematician al-Khwarizmi so he could describe how many points Wolves will get this weekend
89 (-4) and a rise from 1M ish to 330K 🙏
Many hits don't pay off but Gabriel, Saka and Woltermade in sure did
Many hits don't pay off but Gabriel, Saka and Woltermade in sure did
October 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
89 (-4) and a rise from 1M ish to 330K 🙏
Many hits don't pay off but Gabriel, Saka and Woltermade in sure did
Many hits don't pay off but Gabriel, Saka and Woltermade in sure did
FPL TEAM IN THE SHITTER
DIRTY LEEDS FANS FEELING BITTER
DIRTY LEEDS FANS FEELING BITTER
October 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
FPL TEAM IN THE SHITTER
DIRTY LEEDS FANS FEELING BITTER
DIRTY LEEDS FANS FEELING BITTER
Parker has absolutely had me for a mug with Foster...
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Parker has absolutely had me for a mug with Foster...
Weirdly confident (as a Burnley fan) about Anthony today. Think Parker will try to overload on Walker's side then ping crosses over to Jaidon (similar to @planetfplpod.bsky.social analysis) The midfield is solid enough now for Parker to stretch the pitch as he clearly wants to. Gonna be a good day 🔥
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Weirdly confident (as a Burnley fan) about Anthony today. Think Parker will try to overload on Walker's side then ping crosses over to Jaidon (similar to @planetfplpod.bsky.social analysis) The midfield is solid enough now for Parker to stretch the pitch as he clearly wants to. Gonna be a good day 🔥
Moves made the night before so I don't miss the deadline again
Bruno -> Saka
Porro -> Gabriel
Gyokeres -> Woltermade to afford it
Assault on the top 500K is on
Bruno -> Saka
Porro -> Gabriel
Gyokeres -> Woltermade to afford it
Assault on the top 500K is on
October 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Moves made the night before so I don't miss the deadline again
Bruno -> Saka
Porro -> Gabriel
Gyokeres -> Woltermade to afford it
Assault on the top 500K is on
Bruno -> Saka
Porro -> Gabriel
Gyokeres -> Woltermade to afford it
Assault on the top 500K is on
Reposted by Jimmy
Right
I'm a very fit 52 year old bloke with no real vices apart from swearing a bit too much
Heart attack and quadruple bypass came as a complete shock and the NHS staffed by immigration saved my life
If you think you are immortal/invulnerable then vote Reform
Otherwise........
I'm a very fit 52 year old bloke with no real vices apart from swearing a bit too much
Heart attack and quadruple bypass came as a complete shock and the NHS staffed by immigration saved my life
If you think you are immortal/invulnerable then vote Reform
Otherwise........
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Right
I'm a very fit 52 year old bloke with no real vices apart from swearing a bit too much
Heart attack and quadruple bypass came as a complete shock and the NHS staffed by immigration saved my life
If you think you are immortal/invulnerable then vote Reform
Otherwise........
I'm a very fit 52 year old bloke with no real vices apart from swearing a bit too much
Heart attack and quadruple bypass came as a complete shock and the NHS staffed by immigration saved my life
If you think you are immortal/invulnerable then vote Reform
Otherwise........
My FPL season is already in the toilet but still, could be worse
October 1, 2025 at 9:12 AM
My FPL season is already in the toilet but still, could be worse
For today, I'm a Charlton fan instead. Great win, great effort from the lads, up the Addicks
September 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
For today, I'm a Charlton fan instead. Great win, great effort from the lads, up the Addicks
Has to be one of the best views in British football, that
September 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Has to be one of the best views in British football, that
Ekdal in defence against Haaland, lord have mercy
LINE-UPS | #MCIBUR
🔵 MCI: Donnarumma, Nunes, Dias, Gvardiol, O'Reilly, González, Savinho, Foden, Reijnders, Doku, Haaland
🍷 BUR: Dúbravka, Walker, Laurent, Ekdal, Esteve, Hartman, Tchaouna, Cullen, Luis, Anthony, Foster
#FPL
🔵 MCI: Donnarumma, Nunes, Dias, Gvardiol, O'Reilly, González, Savinho, Foden, Reijnders, Doku, Haaland
🍷 BUR: Dúbravka, Walker, Laurent, Ekdal, Esteve, Hartman, Tchaouna, Cullen, Luis, Anthony, Foster
#FPL
September 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ekdal in defence against Haaland, lord have mercy
Burnleys game plan EXCLUSIVELY revealed
a picture of a statue with flowers and a quote that says " pray for us mother mary "
ALT: a picture of a statue with flowers and a quote that says " pray for us mother mary "
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Burnleys game plan EXCLUSIVELY revealed
Blackburn Rovers have banned the Lancashire Telegraph from club property. Running chicken
September 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Blackburn Rovers have banned the Lancashire Telegraph from club property. Running chicken