Jimmy
@jimmytheclaret.bsky.social
2 Truths and a Lie: FPL Expert, Burnley fan, once Bench Boosted for 5 points
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Original prediction was from GW8
I 8
I am eating
I will eat
I 8
I am eating
I will eat
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Original prediction was from GW8
I 8
I am eating
I will eat
I 8
I am eating
I will eat
Sold João Pedro after months of blanks
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sold João Pedro after months of blanks
Three 🍦moves
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
November 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Three 🍦moves
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
Three 🍦moves
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
November 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Three 🍦moves
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
Pedro -> Mateta
Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves)
VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't)
600K OR
Red arrow, who gives a f*ck, we are Burnley and we're staying up
October 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Red arrow, who gives a f*ck, we are Burnley and we're staying up
Anthony will be a better value pick over the next 4 than Enzo
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Anthony will be a better value pick over the next 4 than Enzo
89 (-4) and a rise from 1M ish to 330K 🙏
Many hits don't pay off but Gabriel, Saka and Woltermade in sure did
Many hits don't pay off but Gabriel, Saka and Woltermade in sure did
October 21, 2025 at 6:39 AM
89 (-4) and a rise from 1M ish to 330K 🙏
Many hits don't pay off but Gabriel, Saka and Woltermade in sure did
Many hits don't pay off but Gabriel, Saka and Woltermade in sure did
Moves made the night before so I don't miss the deadline again
Bruno -> Saka
Porro -> Gabriel
Gyokeres -> Woltermade to afford it
Assault on the top 500K is on
Bruno -> Saka
Porro -> Gabriel
Gyokeres -> Woltermade to afford it
Assault on the top 500K is on
October 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Moves made the night before so I don't miss the deadline again
Bruno -> Saka
Porro -> Gabriel
Gyokeres -> Woltermade to afford it
Assault on the top 500K is on
Bruno -> Saka
Porro -> Gabriel
Gyokeres -> Woltermade to afford it
Assault on the top 500K is on
My FPL season is already in the toilet but still, could be worse
October 1, 2025 at 9:12 AM
My FPL season is already in the toilet but still, could be worse
Has to be one of the best views in British football, that
September 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Has to be one of the best views in British football, that
Blackburn Rovers have banned the Lancashire Telegraph from club property. Running chicken
September 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Blackburn Rovers have banned the Lancashire Telegraph from club property. Running chicken
When they link your FPL ID to your BritCard
September 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When they link your FPL ID to your BritCard
Giving my pregnant wife paracetamol so my future kid will be amazing at FPL
September 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Giving my pregnant wife paracetamol so my future kid will be amazing at FPL
It's done, there is no hope so may as well lessen the blow
September 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It's done, there is no hope so may as well lessen the blow
Two GW's in a row. It doesn't make me feel better
September 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Two GW's in a row. It doesn't make me feel better
Silence, recently promoted team, VAR is speaking
August 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Silence, recently promoted team, VAR is speaking
I'll be honest, this doesn't soften the blow much. Beyond gutted
August 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'll be honest, this doesn't soften the blow much. Beyond gutted
GW3 and I've already hit the Sod It button
-8
Palmer -> Salah
Witrz -> Sarr
Bowen -> Muniz
These moves set me up all the way to GW 9 with Salah -> Haaland being an easy move in GW6. So a hit is a bit reckless but it's a long term benefit. Plus it's a laugh
-8
Palmer -> Salah
Witrz -> Sarr
Bowen -> Muniz
These moves set me up all the way to GW 9 with Salah -> Haaland being an easy move in GW6. So a hit is a bit reckless but it's a long term benefit. Plus it's a laugh
August 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
GW3 and I've already hit the Sod It button
-8
Palmer -> Salah
Witrz -> Sarr
Bowen -> Muniz
These moves set me up all the way to GW 9 with Salah -> Haaland being an easy move in GW6. So a hit is a bit reckless but it's a long term benefit. Plus it's a laugh
-8
Palmer -> Salah
Witrz -> Sarr
Bowen -> Muniz
These moves set me up all the way to GW 9 with Salah -> Haaland being an easy move in GW6. So a hit is a bit reckless but it's a long term benefit. Plus it's a laugh
Yeah, I can't really tell her off for that one can I
August 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Yeah, I can't really tell her off for that one can I
Fell for the Haaland hype again
August 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Fell for the Haaland hype again
FH completed, feels really dirty to go for Roefs but I'm hedging against disappointment. If we score, I won't care about FPL anyway so either way is ok.
August 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
FH completed, feels really dirty to go for Roefs but I'm hedging against disappointment. If we score, I won't care about FPL anyway so either way is ok.
Shout out to a Burnley cheapie if you're on FH or need to keep your eye on some midfield fodder. 2 defcons during a 3-0 loss and potential saving over Anderson (but less chance of attacking returns to be fair).
August 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Shout out to a Burnley cheapie if you're on FH or need to keep your eye on some midfield fodder. 2 defcons during a 3-0 loss and potential saving over Anderson (but less chance of attacking returns to be fair).
Lets'a Go! 🍄
No Salah but Treble Liverpool
No Haaland but an easy enough route to get him in GW6 (Bowen ⬆️, Palmer ⬇️)
BB1, FH2. Considered TC1 but got burnt by Isak last year so it's a ❌
Virgil could still become Frimpong
UP THE CLARETS, let's have a 0-0 Saturday 👌
No Salah but Treble Liverpool
No Haaland but an easy enough route to get him in GW6 (Bowen ⬆️, Palmer ⬇️)
BB1, FH2. Considered TC1 but got burnt by Isak last year so it's a ❌
Virgil could still become Frimpong
UP THE CLARETS, let's have a 0-0 Saturday 👌
August 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Lets'a Go! 🍄
No Salah but Treble Liverpool
No Haaland but an easy enough route to get him in GW6 (Bowen ⬆️, Palmer ⬇️)
BB1, FH2. Considered TC1 but got burnt by Isak last year so it's a ❌
Virgil could still become Frimpong
UP THE CLARETS, let's have a 0-0 Saturday 👌
No Salah but Treble Liverpool
No Haaland but an easy enough route to get him in GW6 (Bowen ⬆️, Palmer ⬇️)
BB1, FH2. Considered TC1 but got burnt by Isak last year so it's a ❌
Virgil could still become Frimpong
UP THE CLARETS, let's have a 0-0 Saturday 👌
'BLACKBURN GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO'
August 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
'BLACKBURN GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO'