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Liam
@jimothynewt.bsky.social
He/him 21. Somehow not even gay. I have autocorrect turned off. I like baseball ⚾️
Its kinda crazy how good phone speakers sound now
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Chess is awesome when you’re stupid and your opponent is stupid
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If dogs played football it would be called the wide retriever
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Jesus this fucking sucks
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If you’re gonna participate in any men’s fashion subreddits, there are three crucial terms you have to know

1. Brown chukka boots
2. Slim fit chinos
3. Ocbd

80% of interactions on there can be handled with the usage of one of these phrases.
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
How come i havent seen the “kiss every man AND woman” clip recently
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Asjusted for inflation babe ruth made $20M his entire career
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Reposted by Liam
Is it accurate to say that Michael Jordan is like Jesus in the sense that when one or more are gathered in his shoes he is present
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Women be like “tea time!”☕️🫖

But men be like “tee time!” ⛳️🏌️
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fritos+helluva good french onion dip = yummy snack
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
If i kill myself and send one of you all my money beforehand i want you to buy a cool pair of pants or a new computer or some dice or a guitar amp or something. Its fine if you pay your rent with it too but something cool and fun would be appreciated
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The last week and some has been extra bad
The last month or so has been so bad guys
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Is it accurate to say that Michael Jordan is like Jesus in the sense that when one or more are gathered in his shoes he is present
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Its crazy that old cars were new back in the olden times
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Machinery
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When i graduate i’m putting BSME in my display name like PhD’s do
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Its really cool that sanchez got 2nd place unanimously
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
We used kilohours as a unit yesterday.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Want nothing to do with him but i feel like jordan romano is gonna have a perfectly good year next year
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Pretty sure i just saw a police officer with a fuckin loud ass Q50????
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Weed pens are so fuckin lame. No soul. Too optimized. Here’s my little doodad that gets me high on marijuana. Zero friction. No cool factor. We used ti be a country
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you would believe it i am tired and dont wanna do anything
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If it were up to me we would be turning st louis into a hyper-city by now
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I do like how all the DC teams have some relation to it being the our nations capital (nationals, capitals, to some extend commanders) and then the basketball team is the wizards
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Reposted by Liam
north dakota is not even a state
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM