Liam
@jimothynewt.bsky.social
He/him 21. Somehow not even gay. I have autocorrect turned off. I like baseball ⚾️
I feel like my bones were a lot squeakier when i was a kid
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I feel like my bones were a lot squeakier when i was a kid
If i live long enough to the point where it’s not even really sad that i died (like 90?) i’d like the phanatic to be at my funeral
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
If i live long enough to the point where it’s not even really sad that i died (like 90?) i’d like the phanatic to be at my funeral
I feel like we lost the time when trump tried to book something at the four seasons hotel and ended up at four seasons total landscaping
February 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I feel like we lost the time when trump tried to book something at the four seasons hotel and ended up at four seasons total landscaping
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a diet coke and getting shot in the head would fix me
February 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
a diet coke and getting shot in the head would fix me
I’m gonna shoot myself what do you mean there’s finally a big race near me and it’s the fucking Donald Trump 250
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I’m gonna shoot myself what do you mean there’s finally a big race near me and it’s the fucking Donald Trump 250
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
Not even a huge fan but a new phoebe bridgers album would do a lot for me i think
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Not even a huge fan but a new phoebe bridgers album would do a lot for me i think
Thank you canada for labatt
February 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Thank you canada for labatt
The new f1 cars rlly look like f2 cars (complimentary)
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The new f1 cars rlly look like f2 cars (complimentary)
The 2026 f1 regs are kinda getting exciting. Cars look cool, ground effect is gone so less suspension buffonery, and some bullshit power units. Might be kinda fun this year
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 AM
The 2026 f1 regs are kinda getting exciting. Cars look cool, ground effect is gone so less suspension buffonery, and some bullshit power units. Might be kinda fun this year
I’m still unable to convince myself that vancouver is real
January 26, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I’m still unable to convince myself that vancouver is real
Never thought i would see the day where the patriots go to the super bowl
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Never thought i would see the day where the patriots go to the super bowl
British feminists be like “go birds!”
January 25, 2026 at 5:09 PM
British feminists be like “go birds!”
I have t heard about seed oils in a fuckin minute
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I have t heard about seed oils in a fuckin minute
Do you tgink 7 year olds are gonna be nostalgic about 67 in ten years
January 25, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Do you tgink 7 year olds are gonna be nostalgic about 67 in ten years
The AEUG in zeta gundam is so funny. Ayyoog. We’re serious people in the ayyoog
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The AEUG in zeta gundam is so funny. Ayyoog. We’re serious people in the ayyoog
British feminist be like: quotation mark Gilbert! Quotation mark
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
British feminist be like: quotation mark Gilbert! Quotation mark
I dont even call them buffalo wings anymore, i just call them wings
Just a glimpse into how buffalonian my mind is becoming
Just a glimpse into how buffalonian my mind is becoming
January 24, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I dont even call them buffalo wings anymore, i just call them wings
Just a glimpse into how buffalonian my mind is becoming
Just a glimpse into how buffalonian my mind is becoming
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If a “boobs guy” were woman he’d be a “balls guy” 🤡 Only “ass man” would get to like cocks
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 PM
If a “boobs guy” were woman he’d be a “balls guy” 🤡 Only “ass man” would get to like cocks
Sean mcvay really looks like white kash patel
January 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Sean mcvay really looks like white kash patel
This carson beck fella looks weird
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
This carson beck fella looks weird
Wait lol isnt hard rock miami’s home stadium
January 20, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Wait lol isnt hard rock miami’s home stadium
Missed one in the nfc again! This time it was the one i was expecting to miss! Conference championship edition:
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Missed one in the nfc again! This time it was the one i was expecting to miss! Conference championship edition:
Missed one in the nfc again! This time it was the one i was expecting to miss! Conference championship edition:
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Missed one in the nfc again! This time it was the one i was expecting to miss! Conference championship edition: