Due to this post I will now be receiving TWO copies of Absolution from my wife as Xmas gifts this year. I told her she absolutely could not return the copy she already bought at B&N.

If there are worse songs, I have yet to hear them.

Those three plus hours seem very stressful and upsetting. I prefer laughing instead.

You know this is very real and important because she opens with the 🚨 URGENT. Like when I tell my wife I ate way too many leftovers for lunch.

why are you so cruel?

enjoy your shrimp more powerful human

Back in Action, if a Canadian film is allowed entry.

Billy Blanks is alarmingly wet.

I drank many a Guinness today, for our boy Rory. I cannot imagine ever having to play meaningful golf. Looks difficult.

(white person applauding white person)

Are you suggesting the sun still exists?