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J Petti
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someone's special, special boy
One Battle After Another
2025 has been a rough year. What's one piece of art that's brought you absolute joy despite everything?
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I've been sports free for a good 10 to 15 years now. It's wonderful! Yes, I watch sports often, but don't care who wins 99% of the time. The other 1% I cheer for the team the people around me want to win because I want them to be happy.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
About to see Built to Spill and they have a Fuck ICE sign on the stage. Let's goooooooo.
October 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
10 horror movies to get to know me by

🥶 The Shining
👽 Alien
🧟 Dawn of the Dead ('78)
🪳 Creepshow
🎃 Halloween ('78)
💉 A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
🔪 Friday the 13th IV: The Final Chapter
🪝 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre ('74)
🌳 The Evil Dead ('81)
🧛‍♂️ Fright Night ('85)
10 horror movies to get to know me by

🌭 The Greasy Strangler
🧟 Dawn of the Dead
🤖 The Terminator
🐞 Beetlejuice
🩰 Suspiria
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Wicker Man
🙀 Hausu
📼 Videodrome
👹 Hack-o-Lantern
🐜 Phase IV
10 horror movies to get to know me by

🦇Bram Stoker's Dracula
✝️The Devils
🍼Rosemary's Baby
👻The Medium
👫Possession
📹Lost Highway
💉Audition
🐸The Wicker Man ('73)
⚫Under the Skin
♦️The Neon Demon
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Maybe I'm in the minority, but I think the planet needs more volcanoes doing cool volcano things.
September 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
May this forever be the new greeting when we pass into the afterlife.

RIP Robert Redford, one of the greats!
a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
Alt: Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson, giving us a nod and a smile.
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Gonna demand banks fly their flags at half staff if any of my favorite disgusting YouTube foodies die.
September 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Is the new tool just providing housing?
August 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
When will humans finally learn to stop being annoying assholes at airports and on airplane? I need to know.
July 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
That's some good casting.
July 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Dog 41 must be feeling great
Update: Patriots pet-adoption event results in 40 of 41 available dogs finding a new home.

"I am so humbled the Patriots would be willing to do this," Dr. Dana Kraft said. "For these animals to be adopted and be able to connect them is so meaningful."

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
The New England Paw-triots? Patriots host pet adoption event at training camp
The event, hosted Wednesday at the team's first training camp practice, saw 40 of 41 available dogs find a home.
www.espn.com
July 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Happy Birthday big guy!
June 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just wrote a thank you letter to my daughter's fourth grade teacher that had me crying like a baby.

A good teacher deserves a six figure salary on day one. Instead they get paid next to nothing, but do the job anyway. They are the best of us.
June 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The oval office is an ideal shape for all those fascist circle jerks.
April 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The Masters, a tradition unlike any other.

(white people applauding white people)
April 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Almost noon here in Michigan. Or as I've been calling it all winter, Shoveling Hour.
February 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I just watched the Super Bowl with family and we had music on the entire time. Never heard Tom Brady say a single word. Didn't have to sit through bullshit commercials about Jesus, or shitty beer, or useless AI. Stupid, boring game, but an A++ night.
February 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Watching the 2005 Pride & Prejudice and immediately have a crush on every single Bennet. Including Donald Southerland.
February 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I may have ruined my daughter's life. I told her in the chorus of Voices Carry Aimee Mann is actually singing "this is Gary" and now she can't unhear it.
January 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My parents wanted to stop paying for cable so I set them up on my YouTube TV family account using the app on their smart tv. The panicked texts I get over the next few weeks should be pretty awesome.
January 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The Northman is a film about visiting dysfunctional family members that never really liked you for some reason.
January 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Can we stop shaking hands yet? Why, why oh why are we still doing that? Send help.
January 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Half of my Christmas gifts are now bottles of whiskey, or somehow whiskey related.
December 26, 2024 at 1:25 AM
My favorite part of all Superman movies and whatnot is when Clark Kent struggles to get to work.
December 19, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Are the east coast drones this year's Chinese spy balloons?
December 18, 2024 at 2:42 AM