Jinn Hermiston
@jinnhermiston.bsky.social
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Witness, here, my random nonsense. I build demons at Rowan, Rook and Decard but these opinions are all mine. They/them.
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"I'm not sure I've written enough yet." I say, as I blow through my word limit like a gangster...
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"It's like strawberry wine, innit" was not expected at surprise karaoke tonight. But it wasn't wrong.
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I'm incredibly lucky and grateful that I have access to flu and covid boosters in the UK. But, by god, I am still going to complain (A LOT) about how rubbish they make me feel 😅
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Only one marriage proposal tonight - I'm not half the beard I used to be... 😔
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Why Eurovision only once a year when I could EUROTEA every week??!! (Definitely moving to NYC)
Three people with drinks in a dark bar
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It's actually quite disturbing how often I discover I've been accidentally writing about sexy trees again.
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Pocket leaves (it has been a good day)
A bunch of wilted leaves on a black surface. Three black cat figurines stand watch.
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I JUST MET MYSELF FROM 30 YEARS IN THE FUTURE AT TRADER JOE'S! Pleased to report that future me is living it up... and still enjoys talking to strangers at Trader Joe's.
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Just a chill breakfast in the garden (I never want to return to the real world)
Some fruit, pastries and flowers on an outdoor coffee table. It's a sunny day, the lawn is very green and there's a period building and fancy car in the background.
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JFK Layover, Hour Seven:
I suddenly remember I left the leaf in the freezer...
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Sticking a leaf in the freezer purely for game design purposes, you understand.
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JFK Layover, Hour Five:
There is no time, no space, there is only Terminal 4. I rest my head against the iron girder and dream of a world outside. It seems nice. Roger says that I am delirious, but that cannot be true - I don't even know anyone called Roger.
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Got my in-flight reading ready... 🤩
Two books on a table: Knight of Flames and How To Be A Superhero
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I'd kill to be that cool
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Sticking a leaf in the freezer purely for game design purposes, you understand.
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My cats won't drink from the fancy water fountain I bought them, but they *will* fight me for a taste of the forbidden paint water.

Monsters.
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I can only imagine both!
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My toxic trait is making notes in Google Keep when I'm out drinking and then trying to divine some actual meaning from them when sober...
A google keep screenshot with 7 notes of unintelligible bullshit