Jim Smith
@jism.bsky.social
Freelance wordsmith and web worker based in Aotearoa, New Zealand. He and him.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him... maybe you can hire The J Team.
@JiSm at the other place.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him... maybe you can hire The J Team.
@JiSm at the other place.
They do frozen meatballs at the food market, btw. By the kilo.
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
They do frozen meatballs at the food market, btw. By the kilo.
Well, that was pretty much like every trip to every UK Ikea I've ever been on - except the $2 hot dogs at the checkouts are next level.
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Well, that was pretty much like every trip to every UK Ikea I've ever been on - except the $2 hot dogs at the checkouts are next level.
Got a secret invite. Shh.
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Got a secret invite. Shh.
We're having to queue... Doors should open at 3pm.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We're having to queue... Doors should open at 3pm.
Getting closer, but we're in traffic...
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Getting closer, but we're in traffic...
Oh, we've forgotten The List. Now trying to recreate it from memory with Mr 14's help.
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh, we've forgotten The List. Now trying to recreate it from memory with Mr 14's help.
Yeah, that's what they're chasing. We had a Sodastream for a few years when I was growing up — I'm guessing the tech hasn't changed at all though?! Do supermarkets do the gas cylinders?
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Yeah, that's what they're chasing. We had a Sodastream for a few years when I was growing up — I'm guessing the tech hasn't changed at all though?! Do supermarkets do the gas cylinders?
Lol. That guy lives on the other side of us.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Lol. That guy lives on the other side of us.
I'm less well followed, have ~670 here, 770 there. Posted a joke picture during the Scotland game last week, went blazes here and near ignored there. Bluesky 18 reskeets, 81 likes. Twitter 4 likes. E's killed it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I'm less well followed, have ~670 here, 770 there. Posted a joke picture during the Scotland game last week, went blazes here and near ignored there. Bluesky 18 reskeets, 81 likes. Twitter 4 likes. E's killed it.