Jim Smith
@jism.bsky.social
Freelance wordsmith and web worker based in Aotearoa, New Zealand. He and him.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him... maybe you can hire The J Team.
@JiSm at the other place.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him... maybe you can hire The J Team.
@JiSm at the other place.
So, we're just popping down the road to Ikea this afternoon!
They've invited the folks who open their doors for the NZ home report to a preview day (and fire alarm test).
The boys are really quite excited ... but that might just be the prospect of food. 🇸🇪🌭
They've invited the folks who open their doors for the NZ home report to a preview day (and fire alarm test).
The boys are really quite excited ... but that might just be the prospect of food. 🇸🇪🌭
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So, we're just popping down the road to Ikea this afternoon!
They've invited the folks who open their doors for the NZ home report to a preview day (and fire alarm test).
The boys are really quite excited ... but that might just be the prospect of food. 🇸🇪🌭
They've invited the folks who open their doors for the NZ home report to a preview day (and fire alarm test).
The boys are really quite excited ... but that might just be the prospect of food. 🇸🇪🌭
Mōrena. Kids want an Oh Bubbles. Any advice? Opinions? Recommendations? 🫧🫧🫧
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Mōrena. Kids want an Oh Bubbles. Any advice? Opinions? Recommendations? 🫧🫧🫧
Māori Queen launches multi-million-dollar investment platform
Māori Queen launches multi-million-dollar investment platform
Te Arikinui said she was proud to launch the initiative as a "declaration" that Māori were ready to invest.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Māori Queen launches multi-million-dollar investment platform
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An important annual reminder ...
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
An important annual reminder ...
Don't make a fuss, but my last three followers have all been hot women ... making me walk a little taller, for sure. 🦚
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Don't make a fuss, but my last three followers have all been hot women ... making me walk a little taller, for sure. 🦚
Hey #SecretSantaAoNZ ! Just been told my parcel arrived today and has been secreted away until Opening Day. Cheers to you!
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Hey #SecretSantaAoNZ ! Just been told my parcel arrived today and has been secreted away until Opening Day. Cheers to you!
Just checked and ... Scotland's still in the World Cup.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Just checked and ... Scotland's still in the World Cup.
Argh! Kiddo's Epro8 semi has gone to a three-way tie break for the third final spot! Aarrgghh!
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Argh! Kiddo's Epro8 semi has gone to a three-way tie break for the third final spot! Aarrgghh!
Every single night my neighbour "weeds" his garden with a petrol strimmer. Starts at six and goes for at least an hour. He does this because he is a cunt.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Every single night my neighbour "weeds" his garden with a petrol strimmer. Starts at six and goes for at least an hour. He does this because he is a cunt.
Holy Snowballs! My #SecretSantaAoNZ has posted my gift before I even had a chance to apologise for not doing any hints yet!! Much respect to my gifter. Better start seriously thinking about my giftee! #HoHoHo
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Holy Snowballs! My #SecretSantaAoNZ has posted my gift before I even had a chance to apologise for not doing any hints yet!! Much respect to my gifter. Better start seriously thinking about my giftee! #HoHoHo
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Scotland's in the world cup
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Scotland's in the world cup
See the Epstein emails as if you were logged into his Gmail.
jmail.world
jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as [email protected]
You are logged into [email protected], Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
See the Epstein emails as if you were logged into his Gmail.
jmail.world
jmail.world
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Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield, the Stone Roses and Primal Scream bassist, dies aged 63
Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield, the Stone Roses and Primal Scream bassist, dies aged 63
Ian Brown and Tim Burgess were among those to pay tribute to Mani, whose death was announced by his brother and nephew
Gary “Mani” Mounfield, best known as a founding member and bassist of the Stone Roses, has died aged 63. The cause of death has not been shared.
His brother Greg Mounfield posted the news on Facebook: “It is with the heaviest of hearts that I have to announce the sad passing of my brother.” His nephew also shared the news. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield, the Stone Roses and Primal Scream bassist, dies aged 63
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Hit up the elves if you’ve missed out and want to play!! We have our elvish ways to get you in the game!! But hurry! Don’t dilly-dally!! #SecretSantaAoNZ 🎄🎁
Damn i missed sign ups for Secret Santa 😢
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hit up the elves if you’ve missed out and want to play!! We have our elvish ways to get you in the game!! But hurry! Don’t dilly-dally!! #SecretSantaAoNZ 🎄🎁
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Tomorrow's front page 📰
The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Tomorrow's front page 📰
The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
The long wait is finally over! Scotland qualify for World Cup
Oh flower of Scotland.
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh flower of Scotland.
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⚽️ NZ v Ecuador, coverage on TVNZ starting a 2:20pm. You’ll need to take the menu to the Sport > Football page. It’s not on the main channels.
RNZ story: All Whites v Ecuador: What you need to know
www.rnz.co.nz/news/sport/5...
RNZ story: All Whites v Ecuador: What you need to know
www.rnz.co.nz/news/sport/5...
All Whites v Ecuador: What you need to know
All Whites will end the year against one of football's best defences in world No.23 Ecuador.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
⚽️ NZ v Ecuador, coverage on TVNZ starting a 2:20pm. You’ll need to take the menu to the Sport > Football page. It’s not on the main channels.
RNZ story: All Whites v Ecuador: What you need to know
www.rnz.co.nz/news/sport/5...
RNZ story: All Whites v Ecuador: What you need to know
www.rnz.co.nz/news/sport/5...
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I've made some playlists to go with my book, Songs From The Shaky Isles. One covers 1900-1960; the next covers the 1960s. All songs written by NZers, organised chronologically by order of composition, with versions picked for listenability. Available on Spotify & Apple Music:
linktr.ee/garethshute
linktr.ee/garethshute
Songs From Shaky Isles | Instagram, TikTok | Linktree
View garethshute’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like Spotify, Apple Music here. Your next favorite track is just a click away!
linktr.ee
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I've made some playlists to go with my book, Songs From The Shaky Isles. One covers 1900-1960; the next covers the 1960s. All songs written by NZers, organised chronologically by order of composition, with versions picked for listenability. Available on Spotify & Apple Music:
linktr.ee/garethshute
linktr.ee/garethshute
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Former GB News Dan Wootton has denied that he posed as a woman in order to trick a male colleague into sharing sexual images and a video with him. BBC report on civil proceedings at the High Court in London: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Dan Wootton denies catfishing claim by 'former colleague'
In High Court documents, the broadcaster said he did not trick a man into sending him explicit photos.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Former GB News Dan Wootton has denied that he posed as a woman in order to trick a male colleague into sharing sexual images and a video with him. BBC report on civil proceedings at the High Court in London: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
If you use Gboard, there's been an update at some point and now you can combine emojis. I'm not a big emoji user but this is quite fun. They work fine in messages but appear here as massive icons, which sends a bit much tbh.
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you use Gboard, there's been an update at some point and now you can combine emojis. I'm not a big emoji user but this is quite fun. They work fine in messages but appear here as massive icons, which sends a bit much tbh.
Charlie must be a busy boy keeping up with all his other dead relatives!
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Charlie must be a busy boy keeping up with all his other dead relatives!
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🎶✨ Proud Mum Alert ✨🎶
Bella's winning song from the 2025 Play It Strange Junior Songwriting Competition has been officially released today 🎊🥳
👉🏼 Infected Brain by Beaonthedl
You can listen on all streaming platforms, or find it here:
music.drm.co.nz/2025-jr-song...
🎵✨
Bella's winning song from the 2025 Play It Strange Junior Songwriting Competition has been officially released today 🎊🥳
👉🏼 Infected Brain by Beaonthedl
You can listen on all streaming platforms, or find it here:
music.drm.co.nz/2025-jr-song...
🎵✨
Play It Strange 2025 Junior Songwriting Competition - Volume 1
Choose your preferred music service
music.drm.co.nz
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
🎶✨ Proud Mum Alert ✨🎶
Bella's winning song from the 2025 Play It Strange Junior Songwriting Competition has been officially released today 🎊🥳
👉🏼 Infected Brain by Beaonthedl
You can listen on all streaming platforms, or find it here:
music.drm.co.nz/2025-jr-song...
🎵✨
Bella's winning song from the 2025 Play It Strange Junior Songwriting Competition has been officially released today 🎊🥳
👉🏼 Infected Brain by Beaonthedl
You can listen on all streaming platforms, or find it here:
music.drm.co.nz/2025-jr-song...
🎵✨