@jiveturkeysdick.bsky.social
could also help you get cross faded as fuuuuuck
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
could also help you get cross faded as fuuuuuck
simon claims ducky's friend never urinated on him
Drake claims T.I.'s friend never urinated on him
Drake Claims T.I.'s Friend Never Urinated On Him
On T.I.’s 2020 song “We Did It Big,” he honored his late friend Terrance Beasley, aka Cap, who’d died in prison a year earlier. One way T.I. chose to pay tribute on the song — an emotional ballad feat...
stereogum.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
simon claims ducky's friend never urinated on him
me after the park-memorial best of 5
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
me after the park-memorial best of 5
me after 35 busch and a hungryman special
October 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
me after 35 busch and a hungryman special
My mom shouldve waited a few more days to give birth to me so that i didnt end up ruining poconos weekends in the year of our lord 2025. Shame on her, so inconsiderate
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My mom shouldve waited a few more days to give birth to me so that i didnt end up ruining poconos weekends in the year of our lord 2025. Shame on her, so inconsiderate
The lads coming home from llanarch
I've just seen this photo of them, and my god does it spark joy.
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The lads coming home from llanarch
yeah but someone sorta popular re-skeeted Lev here, might go back
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
yeah but someone sorta popular re-skeeted Lev here, might go back
Sarles crawled so skattebo could frat
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Sarles crawled so skattebo could frat
@raecomm.bsky.social said that the Oktoberfest bier is higher alcohol than those over the Atlantic might be used to as if this isn't the goto beverage of the median american
September 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
@raecomm.bsky.social said that the Oktoberfest bier is higher alcohol than those over the Atlantic might be used to as if this isn't the goto beverage of the median american
this would be like moving Joe Stormes to an off campus apt right next to bev express!
* NETANYAHU: GIVING PALESTINIANS A STATE ONE MILE FROM JERUSALEM AFTER OCTOBER 7 IS LIKE GIVING AL QAEDA A STATE ONE MILE FROM NEW YORK CITY AFTER SEPTEMBER 11
* NETANYAHU: THIS IS SHEER MADNESS, IT'S INSANE, WE WON'T DO IT
@reuters.com
* NETANYAHU: THIS IS SHEER MADNESS, IT'S INSANE, WE WON'T DO IT
@reuters.com
September 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
this would be like moving Joe Stormes to an off campus apt right next to bev express!
Writing Jive Turkey on all my starbucks orders and gaslighting them if they don't say it. "IM SORRY DID YOU JUST SAY DUMPTRUCKS?"
these Starbucks contras are such fucking demons. every Starbucks employee should be issued a sidearm.
(face reveal in part two is really funny)
(face reveal in part two is really funny)
September 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Writing Jive Turkey on all my starbucks orders and gaslighting them if they don't say it. "IM SORRY DID YOU JUST SAY DUMPTRUCKS?"
“You watching the game tonight?”
“Nah im gonna…”
“Nah im gonna…”
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“You watching the game tonight?”
“Nah im gonna…”
“Nah im gonna…”
I’ve been waiting for this day for a long, long time. Steelers with the big Z.
September 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I’ve been waiting for this day for a long, long time. Steelers with the big Z.
“Yes coach, I’ll be a good quarterback coach, ten yard passes only coach, anything over is a low percentage throw coach, I’ll do what you say coach”
September 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Yes coach, I’ll be a good quarterback coach, ten yard passes only coach, anything over is a low percentage throw coach, I’ll do what you say coach”
If Bill Belichick wins this game, he is proposing to his girlfriend. Suck it Taylor
September 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If Bill Belichick wins this game, he is proposing to his girlfriend. Suck it Taylor
The us open courts have the slogan that tennis is the healthiest sport? Yeah right, i’d like to see any of these chumps play a match after playing 3 bo7s the night before.
September 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The us open courts have the slogan that tennis is the healthiest sport? Yeah right, i’d like to see any of these chumps play a match after playing 3 bo7s the night before.
The album slaps
August 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The album slaps
I'm gonna say the R word so fuckin much tn
August 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm gonna say the R word so fuckin much tn
Pretty sure moller said something along these lines circa 2016
Trump made the comment while attacking critics of his federal police takeover in Washington.
Trump Says Some Americans Would ‘Like A Dictator’
Trump made the comment while attacking critics of his federal police takeover in Washington.
www.forbes.com
August 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Pretty sure moller said something along these lines circa 2016
Subject: green poop
I just walked out of the silver linings playbook diner with crippling pain in my bowels ama
August 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Subject: green poop
The gang on their way to llanarch diner after 23 beers each
I feel like an ortho group built this park and put their clinic at the bottom.
August 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The gang on their way to llanarch diner after 23 beers each
*reads AMP collective (shudders)
playing @diceceo.bsky.social bingo and trying to figure out how many of these names he knows
not counting FaZe I am going with 5/13
not counting FaZe I am going with 5/13
August 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
*reads AMP collective (shudders)
The maroons will find a way to ruin it
best mixed gender sport in the world
We gotta get some of our best American basketball players into korfball.
August 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The maroons will find a way to ruin it
I hear the maroons won fpsl for a third year straight. I cant wait for competitions to penalize simon for this next year.
August 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I hear the maroons won fpsl for a third year straight. I cant wait for competitions to penalize simon for this next year.
I hear fpsl allows people who wear slovakia hats to cheat during finals weekend. Wonder if he will get a ban like my good buddy rosso did that one time
August 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I hear fpsl allows people who wear slovakia hats to cheat during finals weekend. Wonder if he will get a ban like my good buddy rosso did that one time