My new personality is saying “you keen?” A lot
June 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My new personality is saying “you keen?” A lot
@cityofvancouver.bsky.social on behalf of every single runner, thank you so much for all the community centres and public washrooms along the seawall. You’re saving lives (dignity) every day.
June 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
@cityofvancouver.bsky.social on behalf of every single runner, thank you so much for all the community centres and public washrooms along the seawall. You’re saving lives (dignity) every day.
Am I about to be on a yatch with the CMO of Netflix?
No, clearly not, why would I?
No, clearly not, why would I?
June 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Am I about to be on a yatch with the CMO of Netflix?
No, clearly not, why would I?
No, clearly not, why would I?
Cemeteries are such an expensive storage unit.
June 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Cemeteries are such an expensive storage unit.
I took off the case from my phone like the little slut I am.
June 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I took off the case from my phone like the little slut I am.
1. Put a candy in a very obvious way in someone’s drink at the bar.
2. When they scream at you, tell them you’ll drink their beverage to prove it’s safe.
3. Repeat as long as you want free drinks.
2. When they scream at you, tell them you’ll drink their beverage to prove it’s safe.
3. Repeat as long as you want free drinks.
June 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
1. Put a candy in a very obvious way in someone’s drink at the bar.
2. When they scream at you, tell them you’ll drink their beverage to prove it’s safe.
3. Repeat as long as you want free drinks.
2. When they scream at you, tell them you’ll drink their beverage to prove it’s safe.
3. Repeat as long as you want free drinks.
Hear me out, sushis but you rolls them with $1000 bills instead of nori and I actually keep the money instead of eating them
June 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hear me out, sushis but you rolls them with $1000 bills instead of nori and I actually keep the money instead of eating them
Internet is down so I can’t ask ChatGPT to help me not spend $10000 at the mall in two hours
June 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Internet is down so I can’t ask ChatGPT to help me not spend $10000 at the mall in two hours
“You never talk to anyone at the gym”
Honey I’m fighting demons*
*ibs
Honey I’m fighting demons*
*ibs
June 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“You never talk to anyone at the gym”
Honey I’m fighting demons*
*ibs
Honey I’m fighting demons*
*ibs
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It's not a chore if you don't do it.
June 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's not a chore if you don't do it.
Out of the 226 emails I got while on vacations, 22 needed my attention.
0 sparked joy in me.
0 sparked joy in me.
June 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Out of the 226 emails I got while on vacations, 22 needed my attention.
0 sparked joy in me.
0 sparked joy in me.
Can’t spell meth without me
June 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Can’t spell meth without me
I went swimming today, like doing laps. You would think I’d be able to go for a while as I run every day.
Nope. I looked like a lame excuse of a land animal where I don’t belong.
Nope. I looked like a lame excuse of a land animal where I don’t belong.
June 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I went swimming today, like doing laps. You would think I’d be able to go for a while as I run every day.
Nope. I looked like a lame excuse of a land animal where I don’t belong.
Nope. I looked like a lame excuse of a land animal where I don’t belong.
Cat condo? In this economy?
June 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Cat condo? In this economy?
Take me back to the night we met so I can stay in and watch Netflix instead
June 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Take me back to the night we met so I can stay in and watch Netflix instead
My escitalopram will not be the reason why I smile this June; Earnest’s Baklava and Cream Cheese ice cream will be.
June 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My escitalopram will not be the reason why I smile this June; Earnest’s Baklava and Cream Cheese ice cream will be.
Nothing like visiting your parents for a week to remember why you moved 5500km away from home
June 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Nothing like visiting your parents for a week to remember why you moved 5500km away from home
Thank you Brian, as a Beatles’ fan, for pushing Paul to make better music.
Also, shame on you for the impossible-to-forget melody of “ Help Me Rhonda.”
Also, shame on you for the impossible-to-forget melody of “ Help Me Rhonda.”
June 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Thank you Brian, as a Beatles’ fan, for pushing Paul to make better music.
Also, shame on you for the impossible-to-forget melody of “ Help Me Rhonda.”
Also, shame on you for the impossible-to-forget melody of “ Help Me Rhonda.”
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Who else going for a run before the snowstorm? #vancouver
February 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Who else going for a run before the snowstorm? #vancouver