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Maine-based dumbassery.
Having flashbacks to micro machines commercial guy. #trump
a man with a mustache is wearing a hat and pointing his finger .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a hat and pointing his finger .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Does someone have the teleprompter on fast forward? #trump
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
So he’s on meth right? #djt
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The moral of the Wizard of Oz is to take head injuries seriously.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women dont like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women dont like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Jimmy Kimmel has the potential to do the funniest thing of all time.
September 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If only Jimmy Kimmel had advocated for the mass murder of train-hopping hobos with bindles, he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
So if you don’t want to be an antifa terrorist you must be pro fascist?
September 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
So if antifa is a terrorist organization, are they finally flat out admitting they’re pro fascist?
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The first rule of antifa is you do not talk about antifa
September 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I bet the leader of antifa is shitting their pants right now.
September 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Who’s going to tell our grandparents who fought in WII that they’re now antifa terrorists?
September 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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UNEARTHED: Donald Trump judges the 1991 Look of the Year modeling competition organized by Elite Model Management, featuring participants as young at 14-years-old.

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July 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Is MAGA pro-war yet?
June 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Maybe SpaceX explosions aren’t about a “fail fast, learn faster” strategy to space exploration leading to the colonization of Mars, but about the friends we have met along the way while laughing at Elon.
June 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“Only one member of The Beach Boys was an actual surfer: Dennis Wilson, the band’s drummer. He was the middle Wilson brother (Brian and Carl were the others), and he was the only one who regularly went out and surfed in real life.”

ChatGPT hitting me with a major truth bomb today.
May 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
theonion.com
April 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM