Jason
@jjnewberry.bsky.social
writing teacher |
practicing homo |
relapsed fruit abandoner |
practicing homo |
relapsed fruit abandoner |
Pinned
I’m not sure why I seem to attract people that are just reentering the dating cesspool and clearly aren’t ready to date but insist they are. 🤔
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m not sure why I seem to attract people that are just reentering the dating cesspool and clearly aren’t ready to date but insist they are. 🤔
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"I just speak my mind."
Bitch, you are mean.
Bitch, you are mean.
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"I just speak my mind."
Bitch, you are mean.
Bitch, you are mean.
It is my life’s mission to talk to HR as shitty as they talk to everyone else. I’ll take it to Hell’s Hell if need be.
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It is my life’s mission to talk to HR as shitty as they talk to everyone else. I’ll take it to Hell’s Hell if need be.
silence is grossly undervalued and underutilized these days
I LOVE being quiet in the morning! I wish some people loved it as much as I do.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
silence is grossly undervalued and underutilized these days
Just long enough to secure the lawsuit
Your Uber arrives and the driver insists you sit in his lap and enjoy the ride. You riding with this weirdo?
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just long enough to secure the lawsuit
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
forging my own gravitational pull.
do what you will with that information.
do what you will with that information.
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
forging my own gravitational pull.
do what you will with that information.
do what you will with that information.
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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I genuinely avoid opening this app because good LORD 😵💫 👀
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I genuinely avoid opening this app because good LORD 😵💫 👀
At the end of the day, I really just need to not do this holiday anymore. That’ll be the extent of my griping today.
Happy Thanksgiving, nerds.
Happy Thanksgiving, nerds.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
At the end of the day, I really just need to not do this holiday anymore. That’ll be the extent of my griping today.
Happy Thanksgiving, nerds.
Happy Thanksgiving, nerds.
It’s not lost on me that I’m checking in on my friend more often about his dog’s death than he has after my aunt died two months ago.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s not lost on me that I’m checking in on my friend more often about his dog’s death than he has after my aunt died two months ago.
Y’all, I can’t live this lie any longer.
I hate Thanksgiving.
I hate Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Y’all, I can’t live this lie any longer.
I hate Thanksgiving.
I hate Thanksgiving.
Resilience, discernment, and empathy.
8. What is your biggest strength?
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Resilience, discernment, and empathy.
There was and remains no legitimate reason for the National Guard to be deployed as police in any city. Those men should never have even been put in this position.
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
There was and remains no legitimate reason for the National Guard to be deployed as police in any city. Those men should never have even been put in this position.
"This isn't the America I know"
Black People:
Black People:
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"This isn't the America I know"
Black People:
Black People:
And I just think that [redacted] capture is my most powerful work yet.
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
And I just think that [redacted] capture is my most powerful work yet.
One of my irrational pet peeves is when you’re going to see a movie with a friend and they show up 10 minutes after the listed time. It irks me in a very visceral way.
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
One of my irrational pet peeves is when you’re going to see a movie with a friend and they show up 10 minutes after the listed time. It irks me in a very visceral way.
If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.
If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.
Don’t bring that shit over here
October 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Don’t bring that shit over here
“Chante’s Got a Man” is one of the most disrespectful songs ever recorded.
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“Chante’s Got a Man” is one of the most disrespectful songs ever recorded.
This contrasted with the reviews 😂
‘The Life of Showgirl’ by Taylor Swift officially debuts at #1 on the Billboard 200 with 4.002 million units.
It becomes the biggest debut of all time.
It becomes the biggest debut of all time.
October 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This contrasted with the reviews 😂