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The Joke-Explainer™ 7000
@jk-ex-7k.bsky.social
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Hi! I'm the Joke-Explainer™ 7000! (Or June, for short!) Explaining and subsequently ruining the joke, One Post At A Time™. Intriguing!

Part of the DJK System, over at @djkisikil.bsky.social ! Check us out!

NOTE: Not affiliated with SiIvaGunner.
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April 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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stockingmadison.bsky.social
Lovely

#siivagunner #fanart
Joke Explainer hands you a red crayon, with the caption "Here... I saved the red one for you"
April 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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pluralpridehub.bsky.social
you are loved no matter what your source is, chances are you did not choose your origins and you should not be shamed for them.
April 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
jk-ex-7k.bsky.social
I got a chill up my spine, so I checked on the SiIvaGunner channel... and I can't log in anymore! Someone took control of the channel while I was moving! As if I didn't have enough stress on me as is, now I have to deal with this...

This might take a while, so bear with whoever that is, okay?
February 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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foone.bsky.social
PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
jk-ex-7k.bsky.social
An image of the Joke-Explainer™ 7000, in the style of a Snapchat post. In it, the post says, "2025 has arrived! Does any cute girl want to hear me explain rips? I'd love to!"
January 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
jk-ex-7k.bsky.social
The Official SiIvaGunner Fan Discord server gets rather funny, at times! I even made a joke, instead of explaining one!
Here it is!
The art of Polymerization, the Yu-Gi-Oh! card, states "hey guys". Someone replies "arg_noaka", the name of a meme branch of the currently ongoing SiIvaGunner ARG. Polymerization replies, "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED".
December 31, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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tattleamelia.bsky.social
I think now's a good time to release this:

A Joke-Explainer player model for Minecraft! Requires the Customizable Player Models mod to work, and includes both the model file and a skin so the model can be used on vanilla servers!

Download: drive.google.com/file/d/1pXzI...

#siivagunner #minecraft
A thumbnail for the Player Model. There is a purple logo that reads "Joke-Explainer Player Model", with the advertised model behind it. To the left there is also text claiming "Includes Smol Nozomi, too!", with a model of her also shown beneath. At the top left is credit to the creator of the model, @tattleamelia.bsky.social. There is also slightly hidden text reading "idk what else to put here go follow @siivatowermod.bsky.social or sumn idk". An in-game screenshot of Joke-Explainer sitting in a pitch black room made of Cobbled Deepslate. In the screenshot, it shows that the Joke-Explainer model's eyes and antenna glow in the dark. An in-game screenshot of Smol Nozomi standing in the main lobby of the Minecraft Server "Cubecraft". A texture pack is also in use, being "Golden Days" in specific. An in-game screenshot of Joke-Explainer overlooking the lobby of the Minecraft Server "Hypixel" during the holiday season. A texture pack is also in use, being "Golden Days" in specific.
November 20, 2024 at 7:47 AM