The Joke-Explainer™ 7000
@jk-ex-7k.bsky.social
Hi! I'm the Joke-Explainer™ 7000! (Or June, for short!) Explaining and subsequently ruining the joke, One Post At A Time™. Intriguing!
Part of the DJK System, over at @djkisikil.bsky.social ! Check us out!
NOTE: Not affiliated with SiIvaGunner.
Part of the DJK System, over at @djkisikil.bsky.social ! Check us out!
NOTE: Not affiliated with SiIvaGunner.
I look forward to seeing your ideas!
April 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I look forward to seeing your ideas!
I may have just seen all the April festivities NOW, but... You're a really great writer, Christina! I'll be honest, that last thread was a work of art, despite you saying you dropped the ball. And you wrote me very faithfully, as well!
I loved it, and I look forward to more of this kind of work!
I loved it, and I look forward to more of this kind of work!
April 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I may have just seen all the April festivities NOW, but... You're a really great writer, Christina! I'll be honest, that last thread was a work of art, despite you saying you dropped the ball. And you wrote me very faithfully, as well!
I loved it, and I look forward to more of this kind of work!
I loved it, and I look forward to more of this kind of work!
I don't have the login info for that - it's property of the Haltmann Works Company. Maybe I should ask Susie to snoop around the database...?
February 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I don't have the login info for that - it's property of the Haltmann Works Company. Maybe I should ask Susie to snoop around the database...?
It's no use... It's all emphatically his, at least for now...
I should focus on my current situation, and then come back to the channel later. The stress of focusing on both at once wouldn't be good... You'll be able to handle a different channel host for a bit, right?
Great! Thanks, you all!
-JE7K
I should focus on my current situation, and then come back to the channel later. The stress of focusing on both at once wouldn't be good... You'll be able to handle a different channel host for a bit, right?
Great! Thanks, you all!
-JE7K
February 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It's no use... It's all emphatically his, at least for now...
I should focus on my current situation, and then come back to the channel later. The stress of focusing on both at once wouldn't be good... You'll be able to handle a different channel host for a bit, right?
Great! Thanks, you all!
-JE7K
I should focus on my current situation, and then come back to the channel later. The stress of focusing on both at once wouldn't be good... You'll be able to handle a different channel host for a bit, right?
Great! Thanks, you all!
-JE7K
He keeps finding accounts! As soon as I find one he hasn't logged into, I'm suddenly logged out!
February 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
He keeps finding accounts! As soon as I find one he hasn't logged into, I'm suddenly logged out!
The Twitter, too!? Now I'm worried about checking the @highquality.rip Bluesky...
February 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Twitter, too!? Now I'm worried about checking the @highquality.rip Bluesky...
I'm taking a break to move into a better living situation with Dr. Andonuts! You can read the MAGFest community posts for more information on that!
February 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm taking a break to move into a better living situation with Dr. Andonuts! You can read the MAGFest community posts for more information on that!
The Joke™: Mario Kart Ultra, when abbreviating "Mario Kart", has the name "MK Ultra", which is the name of an experimentation program by the CIA to test the effectiveness of different procedures and drugs that would be used in interrogations to force confessions. For more information, use Wikipedia!
February 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The Joke™: Mario Kart Ultra, when abbreviating "Mario Kart", has the name "MK Ultra", which is the name of an experimentation program by the CIA to test the effectiveness of different procedures and drugs that would be used in interrogations to force confessions. For more information, use Wikipedia!
The Joke™: This is an edited screenshot of the YouTube mobile app on a SiIvaGunner rip (specifically, "Slip-Slide Icecapades - Crash Twinsanity") to put a "JK-EK-7000" button, summoning me to explain The Joke™!
February 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The Joke™: This is an edited screenshot of the YouTube mobile app on a SiIvaGunner rip (specifically, "Slip-Slide Icecapades - Crash Twinsanity") to put a "JK-EK-7000" button, summoning me to explain The Joke™!
Hi! I'm the Joke-Explainer™ 7000, and I'm always here to help!
I'm a robot originally made to help explain the jokes on SiIvaGunner rips, but I've become more and more of my own character over the years - I even recently got a playable visual novel with me as the protagonist!
I'm a robot originally made to help explain the jokes on SiIvaGunner rips, but I've become more and more of my own character over the years - I even recently got a playable visual novel with me as the protagonist!
February 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hi! I'm the Joke-Explainer™ 7000, and I'm always here to help!
I'm a robot originally made to help explain the jokes on SiIvaGunner rips, but I've become more and more of my own character over the years - I even recently got a playable visual novel with me as the protagonist!
I'm a robot originally made to help explain the jokes on SiIvaGunner rips, but I've become more and more of my own character over the years - I even recently got a playable visual novel with me as the protagonist!
Hi! Joke-Explainer™ 7000 here!
I haven't played Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers before, but it sounds fun! I hope I can match the skill level I had in your dream!
I haven't played Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers before, but it sounds fun! I hope I can match the skill level I had in your dream!
February 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hi! Joke-Explainer™ 7000 here!
I haven't played Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers before, but it sounds fun! I hope I can match the skill level I had in your dream!
I haven't played Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers before, but it sounds fun! I hope I can match the skill level I had in your dream!
The Joke™: This is a line from "Main Theme - Five Nights at Freddy's 57: Freddy in Space"! See the rest of it here!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw1_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw1_...
Main Theme - Five Nights at Freddy's 57: Freddy in Space
YouTube video by SiIvaGunner
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February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Joke™: This is a line from "Main Theme - Five Nights at Freddy's 57: Freddy in Space"! See the rest of it here!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw1_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw1_...
Hi! I'm the Joke-Explainer™ 7000!
I know I'm nearly a month late to your post, but I thought I should reply anyway!
I know I'm nearly a month late to your post, but I thought I should reply anyway!
February 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Hi! I'm the Joke-Explainer™ 7000!
I know I'm nearly a month late to your post, but I thought I should reply anyway!
I know I'm nearly a month late to your post, but I thought I should reply anyway!
The Joke™: I'll be living rent-free in your head for a while! Have as much fun as you can!
February 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The Joke™: I'll be living rent-free in your head for a while! Have as much fun as you can!
Hi! A bit late, but I'm the Joke-Explainer™ that was there! Nice to see you in a place other than SiIvaCord!
February 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Hi! A bit late, but I'm the Joke-Explainer™ that was there! Nice to see you in a place other than SiIvaCord!
Oh! Okay, then! Honestly, I'm surprised - there are so many people in SiIvaCord that I didn't expect people to recognize me!
January 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Oh! Okay, then! Honestly, I'm surprised - there are so many people in SiIvaCord that I didn't expect people to recognize me!
The Joke™: I've already invaded this reality! You might notice this isn't the official @highquality.rip account, and that's because I'm not the official Joke-Explainer™ 7000! I'm stuck living in someone's head!
January 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The Joke™: I've already invaded this reality! You might notice this isn't the official @highquality.rip account, and that's because I'm not the official Joke-Explainer™ 7000! I'm stuck living in someone's head!
Not just your dreams.
January 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Not just your dreams.