They did an absolutely incredible job applying that goal. What could be more happy and upbeat than a war story about a group of child soldiers who are slowly having their memories erased by the very things they use to fight?

This was such a great movie. I can't believe it didn't get a sequel. Karl Urban killed it.

And signed.

Jamie and Adam just didn't have volleyball field sized space mirrors. Lmao

Maybe he just wants his own version of the Archimedes Death Ray.

I barely want sunlight during the day. 😂

They're fucking trying.

Personally, I like the three bathrooms in a row on the east wall.

I'm intimidated

Dearest Scalzi,

It’s been over three hours since your last update and I fear the worst. Have you survived the oven’s wrath, or have you been heroically claimed by your own ginger- and sugar-dusted ambitions? The suspense is as unbearable as my overcooked turkey, please respond soon.

Hey, I'm an amazing driver. I've only had 42 speeding tickets, 31 collisions with stationary objects, 19 collisions with other vehicles, and only hit 3 pedestrians.