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Joey Langdon

@jlangdon76.bsky.social

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Voted World's Most Concussed Poster Northwest Regional Reporter for TBT News Canadian Correspondent @sickoscommittee.org

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 7h

YOU DARE BOO THE BEAUTIFUL CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM. YOU PAY WITH BLOOD! YOU PAY WITH BLOOD!

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 7h

Sportsnet wasn't working so i watched the end of the Jays/Yankees series the way Fox and Sportsnet intended me to, on a screaming tiktok reaction streamer flagrantly breaking copyright with a giant fan on his midsection for some reason

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah this is the kinda shit i would say when i was a catcher that the pitcher would understand despite it making no sense

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 1d

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 1d

Thats basically what i did. My team is just members of the committee + my friends + random podcasters + my pets names

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 1d

Make it in SMB4 so you can join the XBL Cup with it!

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 1d

Sunderland Til I Die was fantastic

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2d

Wadde hadde dudde da?

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 3d

1 point for a tie!

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 3d

"All thoughts and prayers to our friend, the moron who got stung by wasps while punching a wasp nest" is still a valid statement i suppose

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 4d

I've seen this video 10000 times and i still cant get over that guy's neckerchief situation

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 4d

The commentators in this F1 Academy race sound like they got the assignment 5 minutes ago

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 4d

Arthur getting pineapple on his deep dish

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 4d

Liz Truss?

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 4d

The best 12th album is Alexonsfire's Old Crows/Young Cardinals.

You may ask "how is that the best 12th album, it's only their 4th" but that's where you're wrong. Watch Out!! and Crisis are so good they count as 5 albums each

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

Turning into @edzitron.com but for when AI makes mistakes about my CanCon hyperfixafion

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

Thats the most maddening thing brigit. The ad starts with a clip of You're Beautiful and then SWITCHES TO TAL BACHMAN

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

Funny

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

Is this the Canadian's curse to know who Tal Bachman is

This is turning me inside out

This is more baffling than anything has ever been in my life.

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

I'M LOSING MY MIND

IS THE SUBTEXT THAT GOOGLE AI GOT JAMES BLUNT AND TAL BACHMAN MIXED UP

HOW DID THIS GET THROUGH THE MILLION LAYERS OF FOCUS GROUPS WITH NOBODY NOTICING

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

WHY DOES THAT COMMERCIAL HAVE THE DUDE GOING TO A "JAMES BLUNT ANNIVERSARY SHOW" AND THE SONG PLAYING AT THE CONCERT IS SHE'S SO HIGH BY TAL BACHMAN

TAL BACHMAN IS NOT JAMES BLUNT

HE'S NOT EVEN BRITISH, HE'S CANADIAN

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

At a high school football game. Have you ever seen a field like this before? No yard lines, just hashes.

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Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

It took until the third watch to realize those werent fans

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 5d

Yikes.

Joey Langdon @jlangdon76.bsky.social · 5d

The pizza was fine. That and the steak sandwich have been basically their only "innovations" that have been good