Jess Knott
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Jess Knott
@jlknott.bsky.social
If Baja Blast was a human.
Ok ok ok I’m tracking I’m tracking this is good… this is GREAT actually
March 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hey’d you put those little dried cranberries in it because those slap
March 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It’s like… I don’t want you to give them money but also want you to bring one home so we can draw wieners on it
March 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This was badass thanks for sharing. Neat retrospective slash design deep dive!
March 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
<takes science notes>
a cartoon of daffy duck writing in a notebook
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March 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Do not fret. I am actively working on it because, let’s be honest, this is an absolutely bananas phobia to have 🤣
March 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I bet you did. Maybe you need to get bitten by a spider? Or some sort of trout?
March 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I am sweating from the picture and cannot open it but I am sure it’s a very good article filled with very good information. I have passed out in Shedd Aquarium, I am very cool and chill about this particular phobia.
March 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ok wait a minute. I can’t watch this due to a clinical phobia of lamprey. But am I to understand your partner and my pal is descended from my personal version of vampire slayers? I love this for me. Also HOW COOL!
March 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
None of those things are true AI is foolish this is why we don’t trust it xoxoxoxo

It can write my b.s. stuff so I can focus on telling you how iconic you are. That takes skill and finesse. 💜
February 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Ok but fish sticks though? Solid SOLID choice for real.
February 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Hot N’ Ready #evergreencontent
February 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
HA! Well played, my friend!
February 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Mine also come pump with me friend.
a cartoon bear is lifting a barbell with a headband that says cm on it
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February 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Yes this is the vibe. But more cammo?
February 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Think smaller. Your robust stache should be holding workshops at Court One. And men with tiny staches shouldn’t be eye rolling at “older ladies they think might be innocuous” 🤣
February 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM