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Jess Knott
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If Baja Blast was a human.
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get me to god’s country
April 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Everything is wild out here does anyone want to look at a smiling sleepy puppy?
April 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Science and beer, what more do you need? Science on Tap at Lansing's makerspace is free and includes two astronomy-focused talks from local MSU scientists, trivia, and raffle prizes. Food (Triple E's Eatery) and drinks available for purchase.
March 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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1974. Now imagine the person designing this cover doing it without a computer. All the type is set in a block by hand and the ‘Chick Corea body’ is cut with an X-Acto knife. Fantastic. #typegeek
We used to be a country, man. This artwork is MAGNIFICENT.
March 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This one might be my favorite. My favorite might also be Monsters. I’m not sure which one it is. I also cried when I heard the INXS cover for the first time. Go listen to it with me, I’m too messy and cannot be left unattended.
February 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Still punk as fuck, I murmur as I download a new weather app
February 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The “tiny mustache” quotient is very high at the gym this morning. I wonder what exercises might help fill those out for these gentlemen? Maybe they should smile more, that might help.
February 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Repeat after me, “Support your #library!”
February 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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happy vaLANtines day from your secret admirers at Lansing Facts 😘
February 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I loved Dragon Age: Inquisition. I love it STILL. But now that I’ve played Veilguard… it’s my favorite of the franchise. I do not understand the absolute vitriol for an incredibly written game that is both an homage and a refresh. Good gravy.
January 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Just logged on to my Capital Area District Library account and they are now showing me how much I'm saving using their materials in the moment. With the four books I have checked out we're sitting at $52.85. Now that's what I call savings volume 517!
January 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Also please don’t stop sending me these types of videos. My brand is strong and my sense of humor is… juvenile.
People keep sending me Internet videos informing me Mrs. Frazzle could currently be driving a school bus around in my butt. Martin Short drove a capsule around Dennis Quaid’s butt first, please let us acknowledge our ancestors. To be clear - I hope none of these things are piloting about my colon.
January 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
People keep sending me Internet videos informing me Mrs. Frazzle could currently be driving a school bus around in my butt. Martin Short drove a capsule around Dennis Quaid’s butt first, please let us acknowledge our ancestors. To be clear - I hope none of these things are piloting about my colon.
January 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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thanks to all the Lanstronauts who supported Frandor Claus, our holiday beer collaboration with Old Nation, we were able to donate over $3,000 to the Greater Lansing Food Bank!

please enjoy this photo from the ✨Frandor Executive Offices💫
January 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
@jgoldstrass.bsky.social It’s cold outside and I miss baseball and your face so pop quiz: who is the most iconic baseball personality (including mascots) living or dead and what years were they active? This seems like a question you might enjoy noodling on and for some reason I just was too 🤣
January 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I have just learned that the youth of today not only do not aspire to go to Space Camp but they do not know what it is. Find me sulking on my davenport watching my programs.
January 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Financial statement today reminded me HOW GREAT IT IS when folks request that their libraries acquire books. 😍

Seriously, if you want a totally free-to-you way to help an author, submit a request with your local library. Those sales help us so much, in whatever format.
January 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Dragon Age Veilguard is an absolute masterpiece and I feel really sad that folks are so busy spewing gross about it that they won’t get to experience it properly. Storytelling so rich I cried all over again telling @ryanknott.bsky.social about it. Just amazing.
January 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@macie.bsky.social when you hanging about LMN now that it’s not Krampus season
January 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Ticketmaster to charge 17.50 service fee for everyone staying home tonight
December 31, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Y’all. I signed up for a Polar Plunge. Why? To raise money. Is this a good idea? Absolutely not. Or… Knott, rather.

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Come donate/watch if you’d like to hear me shriek like a tea kettle and/or just want to watch me get dunked in ice water. All valid.
2025 Lansing Polar Plunge
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December 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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He’s making a list,
He’s forgotten the list,
He’s climbed up a tree with minced pie in his fists,
Santa Claus has ADHD
December 15, 2024 at 9:43 PM
It’s about four hours too early and 10 years too late to be thinkin’ ‘bout Theio’s but I’m doing it anyway.
December 15, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Brian Vander Ark just rhymed “Lansing” with “de-pantsing” and honestly this iconic behavior is all that’s needed to make me at 30 year fan.
December 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM