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138 years of parking lot jokes
went to Horrocks and all your exes were there
January 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
HANG IT IN THE BROAD
It is Friday and the store is open until 3:30pm! Today we have this good boy with the cone of shame for $15.
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
that’s no moon …
there's a horrocks where?
January 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
intrusive thought of the night:

big penny tramp stamp
January 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
new years resolution: gonna go to King Subs more
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
let us know how we can help Mitch
THE BIG CHAIR AT HORROCKS IS GONE
January 7, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Neon Oldsmobile Rocket Sign at No Reserve
No Reserve: Neon Oldsmobile Rocket Sign
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: Neon Oldsmobile Rocket Sign at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #226,275.
bringatrailer.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
there are Big Pennys everywhere for those who have eyes to see
Wait, how many towns have truck-eating bridges?!
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
some potholes out here so big you warp right to level 8
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
maybe after your done salting these main trunk lines you can get some salt on these fries
December 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
this Omar’s hat is calling to us like the Green Goblin mask
December 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
dell-high township
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
whose up egging the nog tonite
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Please DO NOT park in front of the driveway
December 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
shar lot
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
🎵 HIGHWAY TO THE FRANDOR ZO-
[car is sideswiped by runaway shopping cart]
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
WE’RE NUMBER ONE!! 🥇

in what? doesn’t matter, mind your business
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
periodic reminder that the QD lighter is the most Lansing thing you can own
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
getting reports that some side streets are getting plowed

didn't know your mom was named side streets
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
girl, are you the MSU Surplus Store?

because I’m checking out your military-grade dump truck
Looking for a little extra power in the snow? The 1965 Army truck is now just $3,000!
msusurplusstore.com/products/5-t...
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
we're just gonna keep making your mom is getting plowed like a major street jokes all winter can't stop won't stop
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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everyone deserves a friend who will buy them a ridiculous cake from a silent auction just for the bit
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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East Lansing: Separate city, predates Lansing
South Lansing: the south side of Lansing
North Lansing: that part of the city beyond Old Town when abandoned car garages replace twee shops
West Lansing: Delta Township
West side of Lansing: see West Lansing
Westside: my neighborhood in central Lansing
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
hanging out with Old Nation at Horrocks today! Frandor Claus prints available with a $10 donation to the Greater Lansing Food Bank!
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM