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this is a FUNKOPOP-FREE ZONE!

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did amy klobuchar post this
No one told me that when you get a nose job your upper lip essentially freezes for a month so you can only smile like the grinch
January 25, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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her face is fucked if you ask me
something just feels off about this
January 25, 2026 at 2:10 PM
the beaver buzz has one third the amount of caffeine that a large Panera charged lemonade had. chump change
HELL YEAH

i can finally get canadian energy drinks in michigan @stefanheck.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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homeowners are offline, renters we run this joint for the next hour
Repeating: NOW is a good time to shovel if you've switched from snow to sleet. 1-3" of sleet (which is many times heavier than snow) on top of this snow will make it MUCH harder to clear later.
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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They watched Israel do this with every Palestinian they killed for two years and so they never imagined it wouldn't work
… Furthermore, according to two other sources with knowledge of the situation, top officials in the Trump White House reminded their federal colleagues in and outside the West Wing that Pretti should be referred to as a “terrorist” in written statements and public messaging, no matter his background
January 25, 2026 at 5:48 AM
HELL YEAH

i can finally get canadian energy drinks in michigan @stefanheck.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
my (very reasonable) mom literally said today "yeah but both sides are doing wrong things. those protestors are blocking traffic!"

these are the type of people whose minds we need to change to make a difference
January 24, 2026 at 8:15 PM
love collecting me some supplies. next time i stop by a Crafting Table i will turn them into a big sword
January 24, 2026 at 3:21 AM
see, if you don't take care of the problem early it just keeps getting worse and worse!
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
January 23, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Two Americas
January 22, 2026 at 6:00 AM
the great outdoors is a top ten all time favorite movie of mine
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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go wings
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 AM
when the prime minister of poland talks about the uselessness of appeasement, you listen
Quite the statement from the Prime Minister of Poland
January 21, 2026 at 12:24 AM
it really pisses me off that the party of climate change denialism is now suddenly obsessed with taking over greenland for no apparent reason
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 PM
congrats to michigan state's legends/leaders annual crossover rival, indiana, on winning the national championship
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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see what im talking about? this is a meaningless pie chart. it has no bearing on who is the president right now. maybe if these guys were all in Iowa someone would give a fuck
Just fyi, not voting is functionally same as voting for a Republican:
January 19, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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I am trying, hope against hope, to be less judgmental, to be less given to rancor, but yes, I am better than you if you order McDonald's delivery
January 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM
jd pants
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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President Trump's Use of Elite Special Forces Units to Crack Down on Interracial Relationships Is Unusual, But Far From Unprecedented.

by NYT Editorial Board
January 18, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
this is cool because it reminds me of my podcast
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
i bet the people behind the 2005 rent movie secretly hoped that seasons of love would become the "white christmas" for new years. kind of like how st patricks day is to the entire dropkick murphys discography
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM