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this is a FUNKOPOP-FREE ZONE!
check out "Mitch's Tiki Hut" on twitch.
check out "Mitch's Tiki Hut" on twitch.
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there will come soft vibe-setting
Our dystopian future is looking light, bright, and just a touch whimsical.
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
there will come soft vibe-setting
i'll tell you what's not evil in that picture and it's the shirts the guys in this pic are wearing
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i'll tell you what's not evil in that picture and it's the shirts the guys in this pic are wearing
i'm at a tiki bar
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i'm at a tiki bar
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A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
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[Thanksgiving Dinner]
ME: And then this guy on Bluesky said that Apple Pie is trash. So I quoted him with a Simpsons meme of Principal Skinner I'd edited to say "No, it is you that is wrong."
MY FAMILY: [politely changing the conversation again] Cold for November.
ME: And then this guy on Bluesky said that Apple Pie is trash. So I quoted him with a Simpsons meme of Principal Skinner I'd edited to say "No, it is you that is wrong."
MY FAMILY: [politely changing the conversation again] Cold for November.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
[Thanksgiving Dinner]
ME: And then this guy on Bluesky said that Apple Pie is trash. So I quoted him with a Simpsons meme of Principal Skinner I'd edited to say "No, it is you that is wrong."
MY FAMILY: [politely changing the conversation again] Cold for November.
ME: And then this guy on Bluesky said that Apple Pie is trash. So I quoted him with a Simpsons meme of Principal Skinner I'd edited to say "No, it is you that is wrong."
MY FAMILY: [politely changing the conversation again] Cold for November.
i haven't seen that many cup/jockstrap jokes recently. are people still doing them?
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i haven't seen that many cup/jockstrap jokes recently. are people still doing them?
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I know we're in the lowest point for popular art of all time but saints alive if these aren't the ugliest crusty dog plop posters possible. Just huge empty spaces with the muddiest least pleasing color transitions ever. Doesn't cut the mustard, folks! Follow me for more: Wonderful opinions
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I know we're in the lowest point for popular art of all time but saints alive if these aren't the ugliest crusty dog plop posters possible. Just huge empty spaces with the muddiest least pleasing color transitions ever. Doesn't cut the mustard, folks! Follow me for more: Wonderful opinions
"who is this? yell it...
GRUMPY CAT!!!!"
GRUMPY CAT!!!!"
Benny Johnson had perhaps the best 2025 of any streamer on the right, drawing more than 1 billion YouTube views as he hobnobbed with Trump administration power players and GOP elites.
His job is to have no principles. Business is booming. www.mediamatters.org/benny-johnso...
His job is to have no principles. Business is booming. www.mediamatters.org/benny-johnso...
MAGA influencer Benny Johnson’s job is to have no principles. Business is booming.
www.mediamatters.org
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"who is this? yell it...
GRUMPY CAT!!!!"
GRUMPY CAT!!!!"
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The feeling I felt watching was familiar but I couldn't place it for a few minutes....then I realised....I felt the way I feel when I'm at a party and Cards Against Humanity comes out.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The feeling I felt watching was familiar but I couldn't place it for a few minutes....then I realised....I felt the way I feel when I'm at a party and Cards Against Humanity comes out.
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Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
there's also a horny love song about hyperlinks
November 22, 1999
Eiffel 65 releases the album Europop, which you probably know because of "Blue (Da Ba Dee)".
But, did you know there's a song on that album called "My Console" that's all about their love of PlayStation?
Eiffel 65 releases the album Europop, which you probably know because of "Blue (Da Ba Dee)".
But, did you know there's a song on that album called "My Console" that's all about their love of PlayStation?
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
there's also a horny love song about hyperlinks
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JORDON MCDONALD DELIVERS
AROUND THE HORN
THEY’RE ROARING IN HERE FOR HIM
That makes it 5-4 McDonald leading McEwen heading to the 8th end. My goodness. What a shot.
AROUND THE HORN
THEY’RE ROARING IN HERE FOR HIM
That makes it 5-4 McDonald leading McEwen heading to the 8th end. My goodness. What a shot.
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
JORDON MCDONALD DELIVERS
AROUND THE HORN
THEY’RE ROARING IN HERE FOR HIM
That makes it 5-4 McDonald leading McEwen heading to the 8th end. My goodness. What a shot.
AROUND THE HORN
THEY’RE ROARING IN HERE FOR HIM
That makes it 5-4 McDonald leading McEwen heading to the 8th end. My goodness. What a shot.
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this inflation stuff is out of control!!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
this inflation stuff is out of control!!!
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AI racing to procedurally generate an article based on my Google query:
Many people across the world are wondering, Disney Goofy erotic dream normal? Well rest easy because the answer is no! For centuries, mankind has had questions about Disney Goofy and his friends. Today we know he is handsome.
Many people across the world are wondering, Disney Goofy erotic dream normal? Well rest easy because the answer is no! For centuries, mankind has had questions about Disney Goofy and his friends. Today we know he is handsome.
April 7, 2024 at 12:41 AM
AI racing to procedurally generate an article based on my Google query:
Many people across the world are wondering, Disney Goofy erotic dream normal? Well rest easy because the answer is no! For centuries, mankind has had questions about Disney Goofy and his friends. Today we know he is handsome.
Many people across the world are wondering, Disney Goofy erotic dream normal? Well rest easy because the answer is no! For centuries, mankind has had questions about Disney Goofy and his friends. Today we know he is handsome.
planes trains and automobiles would be a significantly better movie if it de-john-hughes-ified itself by 40%.
every flowery sequence where his 26 year old wife is directed to just "look worried" falls so out of place and kills the tone. you could lose those scenes and nobody would miss them.
every flowery sequence where his 26 year old wife is directed to just "look worried" falls so out of place and kills the tone. you could lose those scenes and nobody would miss them.
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
planes trains and automobiles would be a significantly better movie if it de-john-hughes-ified itself by 40%.
every flowery sequence where his 26 year old wife is directed to just "look worried" falls so out of place and kills the tone. you could lose those scenes and nobody would miss them.
every flowery sequence where his 26 year old wife is directed to just "look worried" falls so out of place and kills the tone. you could lose those scenes and nobody would miss them.
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
August 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
i have some five gallon pails at work that i didn't have last year. i keep forgetting to use em. they're good ones.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i have some five gallon pails at work that i didn't have last year. i keep forgetting to use em. they're good ones.
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Of all the guesses and takes and tea leaf posting, this is the most likely.
He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
Trump says more nice things about Mamdani and they shake hands
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Of all the guesses and takes and tea leaf posting, this is the most likely.
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I legit enjoy my friends podcast about Michigan. ♥️
only one week until thanksgiving! get in the holiday mood by listening to our "friends"-giving episode featuring @loskemps1.bsky.social
(and not to mention a certain quiz from my twisted mind 😜)
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/y...
(and not to mention a certain quiz from my twisted mind 😜)
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/y...
Yes! Michigan! Episode 4 - Friendsgiving with Big Cat
Podcast Episode · Yes! Michigan! With Mitch and With Greggy · 11/15/2025 · 1h 13m
podcasts.apple.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I legit enjoy my friends podcast about Michigan. ♥️
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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look I know it’s unlikely your college students are writing from a Marxist perspective but if you think there’s no way to write about a slave rebellion from a Marxist perspective you shouldn’t be a history professor lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
look I know it’s unlikely your college students are writing from a Marxist perspective but if you think there’s no way to write about a slave rebellion from a Marxist perspective you shouldn’t be a history professor lol
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November 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM